Kids talk Science This page is brought to you by UC Berkeley Parents Network Back to the Jokes & Quotes Collection THE FOLLOWING ARE ALL QUOTES FROM 11 YEAR OLDS' SCIENCE EXAMS: * "Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. The opinions and statements expressed on this page are those of parents who belong to the UC Berkeley Parents Network and should not be taken as a position of or endorsement by the University of California, Berkeley.
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www.cs.columbia.edu/sip/sipit/funeral.txt Dear friends, It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following. Please join me in remembering a great icon. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly-greased coffin. La Survie de l'Espece : le sommaire - World Of Makles C'est par où les planches ? C'est ci dessous. Clic clic pour voir les épisodes. Pour la petite histoire En 2007, je découvrais par hasard le blog de Paul Jorion. Dans un silence insistant on y lisait des prévisions alarmistes sur une crise imminente des "instrument de dettes adossés à l'immobilier US", le tout parsemé de quelques tranches de vies dans une veine littéraire assez délicieuse et de déclarations d'amour bien senties et bien vues pour tel ou tel artiste. Il y eut alors doucement une audience grandissante venant lire l'une des seules voix au monde qui semblait comprendre ce qu'il se passait, et qui en plus l'exprimait avec une clarté et un franc parler qui manquait cruellement ailleurs. Je me suis dit que c'était vraiment "pas banal". Alors je me suis dit "on pourrait faire une bonne bédé sur ce qu'il explique" et puis "ça serait utile, en fait" et puis "il est Belge, il ne pourra jamais refuser". Ça a été un sacré chemin pour faire cet album.
Daddys Rules Rule #1 If you pull into my driveway and honk your horn, you'd better be delivering a package, because you sure as hell are NOT picking anything up. Rule #2 Do NOT touch my daughter in front of me. Rule #3 I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Rule #4 I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "Barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Rule #5 It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Rule #6 I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. Rule #7 As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do NOT sigh and fidget. Rule #8 The following places are NOT appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool.
The Most Brilliantly Pointless Street Flyers The hand-posted flyer is perhaps the cheapest way to spread the word about lost dogs, found cats, and creepy looking men offering low-cost guitar lessons. But most of the time, those flyers serve as nothing more than reading material for people waiting to get into a bathroom or on a bus. The flyers collected here acknowledge this reality, and they respond by trying to do nothing more than entertain whatever pair of eyes happen to be aimed in their direction. You now have no excuse for wasting all your time on the Internet when it's perfectly clear you could be wasting paper out in the real world.