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The Lair of the Crab of Ineffable Wisdom - a load of stuff by Joel Veitch that will probably crush your will to live

The Lair of the Crab of Ineffable Wisdom - a load of stuff by Joel Veitch that will probably crush your will to live

Stickiest, funniest marijuana stories to puff, pass, and share on ThatHigh.com 167543 stories hosted Posting as Anonymous (Sign in) Please end your story with #ThatHigh This page updates every day. posted by Anonymous Puff(+) Pass(-) ever take such a big rip you go blind for a few seconds Puff Pass The word OK looks like a sideways person. the worst feeling in the world is needing to pee when your comfy in bed I knew the lyrics to a song I've never heard before. I was so baked that I was about to take another hit when my friend kept making me laugh so I wanted to tell her "stop it" and all that came out was "shaaaa." I couldn't stop laughing at my own laugh. you ever just want to lay on the floor I started talking in a British accent and became convinced I had smoked weed from England. i dont even care that it's 3am and im eating a meal, puff if you think night eating is great and all those haters can shove it. that high I love nature sounds because it is the sound of a language we will never understand. that high. I don't get high, I stay high. puff if youre fuckin awesome

Verdens styggeste fisk utrydningstruet - magasinet - Dagbladet.n PSYCHROLUTES MACRICUS er i ferd med å bli utryddet. Fisken som lever i australske farvann trues av trålere som overfisker på dypet. Den forferdelig stygge fisken lever nemlig så langt nede som på 800 meters dyp. Dessverre for den uspiselige fisken ingen fisker etter, er dette på samme dyp som andre verdifulle sjødyr, som krabbe og hummer. FISKEN SES ellers sjelden av mennesker. Den kan bli opp til 30 centimeter og kalles «blobfish» av australierne. Ingen har sett fisken spise, men forskerne mener ifølge National Marine Fisheries Service, som melder om dyretragedien, at den bare åpner munnen og lar partikler drive inn. DET ER EN GRUNN til at fisken er så stygg. Ifølge en fiskeekspert Daily Mail har snakket med, finnes Blobfisken bare i de australske farvannene. - De australske og nyzealandske dypvannstrålerne er blant de mest aktive flåtene i verden, så om du er en Blobfisk er ikke dette noe bra sted å være. Det finnes mer rart på dypet.

Top Ten Disney and Marvel Mash-up Movies : starcasm It was announced yesterday that Disney will be purchasing Marvel entertainment for $4 billion, injecting over 5,000 characters from the Marvel Universe into the Disney library while giving Marvel, who only recently got into the movie-making business with Iron Man and The Hulk, access to the massive movie-making machinery of Disney and Pixar studios as well as nearly unlimited marketing possibilities. Needless to say, there is a great deal of concern from traditional comic book fans who are worried that Walt Disney’s “family-oriented” business model might mark the end of some of Marvel’s more adult-oriented titles. Starcasm investigators inside the Disney Empire have uncovered some of the future Disney/Marvel “crossover” projects in the works, and although it does appear they might be allowing for the continued existence of some of Marvel’s not-so-family-friendly characters, they do seem to be toning them down a bit. See numbers 6 – 2 on PAGE TWO!

WONDER-TONIC Flying Spaghetti Monster - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encycl Approved by the Kansas State Board of EducationThis page meets all criteria and requirements for use as teaching material within the State of Kansas public school system. It consists of facts, not of theories, and students are encouraged to believe it uncritically, and to approach alternatives critically. “I think we can all look forward to the time when these three theories are given equal time in our science classrooms across the country, and eventually the world; One third time for Intelligent Design, one third time for Flying Spaghetti Monsterism, and one third time for logical conjecture based on overwhelming observable evidence.”~ Bobby Henderson (pasta be upon him) Behold the visage of the omnipotent Flying Spaghetti Monster. Bask in His Noodliness and stare agape at His meatitude. “Hail meatsauce, full of beef. “Come, Holy Sauce, Creator blest, and, in our pasta, give us thy rest...” His Noodliness, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the ultimate truth in the universe. Overview Mosey

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CHILDHOOD BRAIN MODIFICATION: Do This Now Suck a paperclip up your nose! This one's from Jim Burrows Get a medium-small rubberband and a paperclip. Put the rubberband around your palm and the back of your hand. Thread the paperclip onto the band, then hold the paperclip between thumb and forefinger. If you let it go, the paperclip should instantly snap back, vanishing from sight. LORD OF THE GNATS On NPR "Livng on Earth", an entemologist mentioned that swarms of gnats will move towards anything that emits the low humming sound of female gnat wings. LORD OF THE ANTS A stream of ants invaded my workbench. TWO-LAYER COLA Diet drinks will float on full-sugar drinks, but only if you add a layer of crushed ice to disrupt the flow from the spigot. PENNY CYCLOTRON ACCELERATOR I had a big potato-chip bowl. Dare to be Different Besides daring to sing loudly where others can hear, have you ever dared to "think out loud" in public? SEATTLE GUERRILLA ART MEME Kids tie their old sneakers together and then pitch them over a phone line.

I'm Remembering! The Daily What English Russia » Some Not-So-Usual Photos These are photos of one Russian online community members of which enjoy making some staged photos with creepy plot. Here we have some of their recent topics, like: “A Cheating Wife: You need to make a photo of a man, “a lover”, hanging outside the real window. The window should be not lower than a 3rd store of a multi-stored building. “The Waiter: A man dressed like a water should crawl out of a refuse chute in some multi-stored building, right from the disposal opening. “A Zombie: A man, rolled up in bandages should crawl on his stomach at a pedestrian crossing. “The Pickles: Make a photo of many jars of pickles. “A Pyramid: You should have a three level pyramid on the photo. Now see what they got shot after they got those tasks.

6 Famous Unsolved Mysteries (That Have Totally Been Solved) One of our favorite pastimes here at Cracked is sucking the mystery out of life like the cream out of a Twinkie, leaving only the bland, dry sponge cake of reality behind. To that end, we've decided to list the often mundane solutions to some of the world's most enduring mysteries, and once again, you're welcome. The disappearance of Amelia Earhart is probably the most well-known mystery in the world that doesn't involve Tom Hanks looking for clues in old paintings. More has been speculated about her disappearance than has probably been written about her life. Maybe her gigantic head popped at high altitude. The Answer: Remarkably, we've pretty much had the Earhart mystery solved ever since partial remains were found on an island... in 1940. The truth is out there. Which reminds us... The Ghost Ship Mary Celeste In 1872, the ship was spotted off the Azores in the Atlantic completely intact and undisturbed, aside from its missing crew. We are through the looking glass here, people. Dr.

The 7 Most Horrifying Museums on Earth Remember being bored out of your skull because your parents dragged you to some stupid museum when you were a kid? Well, it could have been worse. Much worse. Because there are apparently museums out there capable of inflicting the kind of trauma a person never recovers from. #7. Location: Guanajuato, Mexico The El Museo is the museum of HOLY SHIT WHAT IS THAT! Why... does that exist anywhere? To say this is a museum full of mummies doesn't even come close to conveying the unspeakable horror of this place. You know one of those hands will reach out and grab you. The Mummies of Guanajuato are naturally preserved bodies from a cholera outbreak that hit Guanajuato way back in 1833. Most of the mummies on display were corpses whose families could not afford to pay a grave tax levied on their families once they died. You went up on display. Hey, have we mentioned the babies? "Come play with us..." "...forever..." "...and ever..." #6. Location: Palermo, Sicily Seriously, what the fuck... #5. Stan? #4.

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