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How Everything Goes to Hell During a Zombie Apocalypse

How Everything Goes to Hell During a Zombie Apocalypse
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The True Meaning Behind Disney Movies By Crimson Orchid For the record, I did not write this. It was sent to me by a friend. I just thought it was funny, as many of my instructors (Some of which actually work for Disney) are often going on about the hidden messages in Disney and other kids films.Hope you guys get a laugh out of it too! The Lion King: To Be Successful, Sometimes People Got to Die How Twilight Works All artwork and content on this site is Copyright © 2015 Matthew Inman. Please don't steal. TheOatmeal.com was lovingly built using CakePHP All artwork and content on this site is Copyright © 2015 Matthew Inman. Please don't steal. TheOatmeal.com was lovingly built using CakePHP

12 Dad Jokes To Make You Cringe (And Laugh). Number 7 Took Me A Second. ‘Dad jokes’ are all about terrible puns, ridiculous word-play, and cringe-worthy timing. This list, though, is all about the very best dad jokes around. Yes, these will probably make you cringe.

Einstein's Puzzle # Copyright (C) 2004 Lauri Karttunen # # This program is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify # it under the terms of GNU General Public License as published by # the Free Software Foundation; either version 2 of the License, or # (at your option) any later version. # This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful, # but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of # MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. See the # GNU General Public License for more details. Einstein's Puzzle Variations of this riddle appear on the net from time to time.

How Different Age Groups Celebrate Halloween All artwork and content on this site is Copyright © 2015 Matthew Inman. Please don't steal. TheOatmeal.com was lovingly built using CakePHP Short Jokes As Told By Young Children. These Are Surprisingly Funny. Sometimes, children can be the source of a surprising amount of wit and hilarity. These 10 jokes told by young kids might surprise you! My daughter recently told me this joke… Her: Why did the chicken cross the road? 50 Shades of Grey - The PIWTPITT Review I know many of you have read 50 Shades of Grey by now and I've had more than a few emails asking me to do a "review" of the book or tell you what I think. So here we go. I have only read the first book in the trilogy, so my review will only be for that one. I actually heard about this book from my friend Mary when I was visiting her in New Hampshire. We always talk books and she told me this one was hot, hot, hot in her sleepy little school's carpool line.

Sure thing, I'd LOVE to help you move out of your two bedroom apartment! All artwork and content on this site is Copyright © 2015 Matthew Inman. Please don't steal. TheOatmeal.com was lovingly built using CakePHP Passengers Get The Shock Of Their Life When The Pilot Did This At A Women’s Request. Wow! A woman was flying from Seattle to San Francisco. Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sacramento along the way. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft the plane would re-board in 50 minutes. Gemini - The Signs of the Zodiac - Astrology: Your Place in the Sun Persons born from May 22 to June 22, or those who have this sign rising at birth (which can be ascertained only through a knowledge of the hour of birth), will come under the dominion of the sign Gemini, symbolized by the Twins. Gemini is an airy, mutable sign, so lacking in stability that it, or its equally impressionable ruler, Mercury, will nearly always be influenced by some other planet in such a way that the type is constantly and radically varied. Gemini is the all-wandering air, the ever-varying and fluctuant mind of man which changes its color with every new impression.

Why we should be eating horses instead of riding them All artwork and content on this site is Copyright © 2015 Matthew Inman. Please don't steal. TheOatmeal.com was lovingly built using CakePHP 13 Famous Movie Plots Told In Reverse. #10 Is Just Perfect. If You Watch X Backwards, It's About Y is a meme that reverses the chronology of famous films to "highlight the hilarious or ridiculous aspects of the movie or comment on traditional cinematic and narrative conventions" (KnowYourMeme). Whatever it is, it's damn funny. Below you'll find 13 of the very best examples. If you watch Ghostbusters backwards, it’s about a group of a**holes who go around unleashing ghosts to scare the crap out of random people.

Gemini Information, complete information on this zodiac sun sign. Gemini, the sign of the Twins, is dual-natured, elusive, complex and contradictory. On the one hand it produces the virtue of versatility, and on the other the vices of two-facedness and flightiness. The sign is linked with Mercury, the planet of childhood and youth, and its subjects tend to have the graces and faults of the young. When they are good, they are very attractive; when they are bad they are more the worse for being the charmers they are. Like children they are lively, and happy, if circumstances are right for them, or egocentric, imaginative and restless.

Man Gets Arrested For Creeping This Lady Out On A Bus. His Explanation Is Perfect. A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.

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