Chav “This article is brought to you by the letter E and the number 17!” “Dis breh be nang, blad! I beg him join my crew.” Saint Chav of Walthamstow is one of the even lesser British saints of late Roman and early Celtic times. He was the first Christian martyr on the island of Britain, and don't be taking any dissin' from the followers of that St. The heraldic shield of Saint Chav of Walthamstow: Or, crosses Black and Argent, banded Copper and a soupçon of White Lightning to taste. Historical record of St. St. Chaue waſ a fyne figure of Pagan youth, caſting ſigneſ and gettin' down with ye ſkyrte at ye ſaturday Night Wickerman Barbecue, whenne, after a tankard of mead too many, there came upon him a uiſion of ye ſupply-ſide Ieſuſ, who enlightened him aſ to ye holy nature of ye Blyng in ye gathering of ye Homieſ and ye Bytcheſ for ye ſkinny ſhort pale celt. Bede tells the tale of Chav's execution in his famed history No Really Guv, This Bloke Down Ye Pub Told Me: Journeys of Chav
Arbeiterlieder Archiv - Texte, Noten, Akkorde, Tabs, MP3 / Tonaufnahmen uvm. League owns flaw, asks UN for help The Arab League admits ‘mistakes’ in its Syria monitoring mission and calls for help from the UN, declaring it won’t step down from its mission Arab League monitors walk through the Al-Sabil area of Daraa, Syria, in this photo. Officials says monitors will stay in Syria despite criticism from Qatar’s prime minister that they had made ‘mistakes’ as Syria released more than 500 prisoners. The Arab League has turned to the United Nations for technical help after admitting “mistakes” in its Syria monitoring mission, while saying it will not withdraw monitors until their month-long mission in the country ends. Qatari Prime Minister Sheikh Hamad bin Jassem al-Thani, who heads an Arab League task force on Syria, on Jan. 4 discussed the deadly protest crackdown with U.N. A U.N. spokesman said Ban and the sheikh “discussed practical measures by which the U.N. could support the observer mission of the Arab League in Syria.” “There is no doubt for me. Call from Free Syrian Army to pullout mission
Ashton on defensive over EU's diplomatic service EU's foreign policy chief responds to criticism from foreign ministers of 12 member states. Catherine Ashton, the European Union's foreign policy chief, has been forced to defend the performance of the European External Action Service (EEAS) in the face of criticism of her leadership from the foreign ministers of France, Germany, Italy, Poland, Sweden and seven other member states. Her response comes in a report on the first year of operations of the EU's diplomatic service which she submitted to the presidents of the European Council, the European Commission and the European Parliament at the end of December. Ashton acknowledges problems in the division of roles between the EEAS, launched one year ago this week, and the European Commission. All three problems had been identified in a confidential discussion paper signed by the 12 foreign ministers and sent to Ashton last month. Ashton's spokesman said that many of the points raised by the foreign ministers had already been addressed.