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World's Most Absurd Warning Signs And Disclaimers

World's Most Absurd Warning Signs And Disclaimers
8 more of the world's most absurd warning signs and disclaimers. Some people say Americans' love of suing the crap out of each other is a bad thing, but if it wasn't for that litigious spirit our warning signs and product disclaimers would be far less entertaining. No matter how ridiculous they may seem, remember that at some point in time, someone did something to make each of these signs necessary. Updated 12/29/11:

WTF Photos From The Past (65 pics) Pics | 28 Oct, 2009 | Views: 40510 | Some funny and weird black and white photos from the past.Even then people already knew how to make you wonder about the sense of a picture. Do you like it? It is just one of the thousands of posts that we have on the Acidcow.com. The Most Brilliantly Pointless Street Flyers The hand-posted flyer is perhaps the cheapest way to spread the word about lost dogs, found cats, and creepy looking men offering low-cost guitar lessons. But most of the time, those flyers serve as nothing more than reading material for people waiting to get into a bathroom or on a bus. The flyers collected here acknowledge this reality, and they respond by trying to do nothing more than entertain whatever pair of eyes happen to be aimed in their direction. You now have no excuse for wasting all your time on the Internet when it's perfectly clear you could be wasting paper out in the real world.

The long walk. And then some. For reasons unknown, last summer I had decided that a good way to spend a Saturday would be to take a leisurely stroll up the Oxford canal. Why, I thought, I'm certain if I pushed myself I could make it all the way from Banbury to Oxford. This was clearly an excellent idea. I did the maths. After all I had in my possession my brand new Sony Ericsson X10 mini super phone, with maps, and tracking and sat nav and wot nots. It started off pretty innocently; the day was pleasant enough and it wasn't too hot. However this did not deter me completely. As I set off after lunch, it did occur to me that being in the midst of the English countryside with a potentially dodgy tummy was not high on my list of things to do. By now my feet were hurting something awful. The first sign things were not good was when my battery finally died minutes after leaving the village. And it was now that the mind games began.

(Metal) Stairway to Heaven? Shocking Sky Staircase Design Yes, this stunning and scary staircase is real. While this stairway in the heavens will not carry you all the way to the clouds, these sensational metal steps can certainly take you to the afterlife quite quickly should you miss a stair while out for a walk. While these stairs truly are attached to the exterior concrete wall of this towering Swiss skyscraper over ten stories off the ground, they are not actually used by anyone – they are, instead, the work of conceptual artists and architects (and now: spectacular staircase designers) Sabina Lang and Daniel Baumann. Hanging high in the sky from the side of a building without so much as handrail, this staircase is dizzying just from the photos. Of course, no one knows it is ‘only art’ upon an initial sighting – clean, silver, metallic and set to connect two apparent doors, this sleek set of stairs looks like some crazy construction slip-up on when seen at first glance from street level far below.

Meet The Baby Godfather Oh Sheltering Suburban Mom, you are the staple of the suburban neighborhood. You’ve spent your life in the same podunk suburban county, absorbing every fear-mongering story hyped in the news and dispensing condescending advice while becoming an obvious hypocrite to everyone but yourself. And so we present to you the grand finale of the Sheltering Suburban Mom meme: Enjoy this hilarious meme? Check out part 1: The Trials & Travails Of Sheltering Suburban Mom and part 2: The Subjugating Queen: Sheltering Suburban Mom. 11 Stupid Legal Warnings" This is going to blow your mind, so steady yourself: A carton of eggs could potentially have eggs in it. Yes. Now you know the shocking truth. The exact wording of this flabbergasting pronouncement on a carton of eggs is: "This product may contain eggs." That's by far not the only wacky warning out there. America's lawsuit-obsessed society has forced product manufacturers to cover their you-know-whats by writing warning labels to protect us from ourselves.

7/15/11 Tiny Wisdom: Its Not All About You “When you are immune to the opinions and actions of others, you won’t be the victim of needless suffering.” -Miguel Ruiz Years back, in a group therapy circle, I met a man who provided an interesting definition for paranoia: It’s when you’re sitting in the bleachers at a football game, watching the players in a huddle, convinced they’re talking about you. While I’ve never suspected professional athletes were secretly laughing at me between plays, I have taken responsibility for a lot of things that likely had nothing to do with me. Just recently, I emailed a friend of mine from back home, only to question myself when days went by and she didn’t respond. I created all types of needless drama in my head about her opinion of me, when in all reality, it’s highly unlikely her slow response time had anything to do with me. Even if her actions did have something to do with me, it was pointless speculate about it. I don’t know if it’s possible to be immune to other people’s opinions and actions.

The Girl Who Loves to Levitate (14 photos) Natsumi Hayashi is a sweet-looking Japanese girl who, one day, decided to take self-portraits..of herself levitating. She can be spotted in and around Tokyo, equipped with her SLR and her self-timer. When she feels the moment strike, she presses the shutter button down and then, quite literally, "jumps" into place. What I love most about her shots is that they don't feel forced. When I asked her how others react to her jumping around Tokyo, here is a funny story that she shared. "So I stopped jumping and apologized to them by saying, 'I am taking jumping photos for my wedding party's slide show.' "Then, I took one of the best levitation shots of the entire series." "We are all surrounded by social stress as we are bound by the forces of earth's gravity," Natsumi says when asked why she took on the series. Natsumi Hayashi's website

Show Me Your Money Face! Proving that money can buy happiness, these money/face mashups are stacking up quick around the web. The visual trick has been around for a while now, but not until this week when Reddit user MadSon11 posted his head matched with Alexander Hamiltons jaw (above) did the meme really get some legs. Redditors the world over have posted images using both U.S. bills and their own currency. See Also SHOW ME YOUR TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA NOSES! Want to show off your own Money Face? MadSon11′s lower money face. …and I couldn’t help it… yours truly showing some serious George Washington glare. Want more strange faces? Via: reddit.com Known in some circles as the most amazing man in the universe, he once saved an entire family of muskrats from a sinking, fire engulfed steamboat while recovering from two broken arms relating to a botched no-chute wingsuit landing in North Korea.

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