Marriage Humor Also see Domestic Engineering, Men and Women, Relationship Humor, and Parenting. All men are born free and equal. If they go and get married that's their own fault.American women expect to find in their husbands a perfection that English women only hope to find in their butlers. (W. A Long Life and a Merry One (Georgie Starbuck Gailbraith) Oh, women live longer than men, So clearly it's up to a wife To shield her protector, then, From the stress of domestic life. Yes, women live longer than men, Or that's what the experts say. Oh, Promise Me! (Nelda Wood Martin) Secret of a Happy Marriage (Ogden Nash) To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever you're right, shut up. To My Mr. Look what you got with me for a wife-- Bills to pay for the rest of your life. Household chores--changing moods, Sometimes strange, exotic foods. It Isn't the Principle of the Thing (Gerogie Starbuck Galbraith) The Secret of a Happy Marriage Have dinner ready.

Anonymous Wants To Destroy Facebook Anonymous, the shady-yet-principled hacktivist group that has previously hacked into Iran's government emails, the Pentagon, possibly the IMF, News Corp, Anders Breivik's Twitter account, and much more, has a new target in its crosshairs: Facebook. The hackers have set the date for Facebook's demise as November 5, 2011. The reason? Ironically, they're worried about privacy. Full text of their press release after the jump. DATE: November 5, 2011. "Kill Facebook for the sake of your own privacy" -- doesn't that sound strange, coming from people who routinely steal private information as they please? Do you think every hacker announces everything they've hacked? Will Anonymous be able to successfully lay waste to Mark Zuckerberg's fortress? Previously: Anonymous Hacker Arrests Include 16-Year-Old Girl and Ex-Resident of Williamsburg: 'Faces of Domestic Terrorism' Anonymous Members Raided By FBI; Hacker Group Claims to Have News Corp Emails [rgray@villagevoice.com] [@_rosiegray]

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Expectations vs. Reality (16 Pics) | Things don’t always go as planned. Check out the pics below to see a few examples of what happens when our expectations get punched in the face by reality. via via Tickling Expectations: Reality: via via via via via You may also like: The Most Insane Search Suggestions Ever Seen On Google We probably shouldn't be surprised by anything people Google at this point, considering we all rely on it for everything short of brushing our teeth for us. But these search suggestions are almost as insane as using Bing. Updated 10/13/11: M and M's Combat Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. There can be only one.

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It's 7:30 p.m. You're tearing into a work file on your laptop, a beer on the table next to you and a ball game muted on the TV across the room. Enter your best girl; trailing closely behind her, inevitably, is The Question. "How was your day?" This is a test. It's not that men don't, won't, or can't talk. Which she really hates. Here's the problem: Women use language to bond, while men use it like a power tool. Learn how to minimize verbal damage, and you'll achieve more-satisfying intercourse—both the social kind . . . and the other kind. "How Many Women Have You Been With?" Right answer: "I've had relationships with different women, but none worth holding on to." What she hears: "Unlike those other women, you're worth holding on to, babe." "Do I Look Fat in This?" Right answer: "It just doesn't do you justice. You call it annoying, blatant, and desperate. "Do You Think that Woman is Hot?" Right answer: "She's attractive. You Suspect that She's Cheating "Where is This Relationship Going?"

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