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It's 7:30 p.m. You're tearing into a work file on your laptop, a beer on the table next to you and a ball game muted on the TV across the room. Enter your best girl; trailing closely behind her, inevitably, is The Question. "How was your day?" she asks. This is a test. It's not that men don't, won't, or can't talk. Which she really hates. Here's the problem: Women use language to bond, while men use it like a power tool. Learn how to minimize verbal damage, and you'll achieve more-satisfying intercourse—both the social kind . . . and the other kind. "How Many Women Have You Been With?" Right answer: "I've had relationships with different women, but none worth holding on to." What she hears: "Unlike those other women, you're worth holding on to, babe." "Do I Look Fat in This?" Right answer: "It just doesn't do you justice. You call it annoying, blatant, and desperate. "Do You Think that Woman is Hot?" Right answer: "She's attractive. You Suspect that She's Cheating Relax. Related:  Realtionships

In a Perfect World… | SadAndUseless.com Created by Catrina Dulay (there are few more, so it’s worth to visit). Romantic Pick Up Lines Have you tried every trick in the book and still failed to pick up a date? Well, then why not try your hand at using these romantic pick up lines? They are really impressive at times, you know. And then, who knows, you might just get lucky! Are you tired of being the guy who always ends up at the wedding of his dream girl, as the best man? Intelligent Pickup Lines I was blinded by your beauty, so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.Him: I'm sorry, were you talking to me?

15 Ways to Get Past an Awkward Moment Aug 13, 2012 We’ve all been in awkward situations, our lives are full of them. Nobody’s perfect, but how you handle it can turn an awkward moment into a partial win. Below you will see 15 awkward situations and what these people did to try and turn it around. It might not always work but the best you can do is try, and nobody can take that away from you! 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. *Bonus* If you enjoyed this post, the Sifter highly recommends: Get Out of The Car What Does Your Body Language Say About You? How To Read Signs and... - StumbleUpon Art by LaetitziaAs we all know, communication is essential in society. Advancements in technology have transformed the way that we correspond with others in the modern world. Because of the constant buzz in our technological world, it's easy to forget how important communicating face-to-face is. When conversing old-school style, it's not only speech we verbalize that matters, but what our nonverbal gestures articulate as well. Body language is truly a language of its own. We all have quirks and habits that are uniquely our own. 10% from what the person actually says40% from the tone and speed of voice50% is from their body language. Lowering one's head can signal a lack of confidence. Pushing back one's shoulders can demonstrate power and courageOpen arms means one is comfortable with being approached and willing to talk/communicate

How To Be Happy in a Relationship- 10 Habits of Happy Couples What does it take to be happy in a relationship? If you're working to improve your marriage, here are the 10 habits of happy couples. 1. Go to bed at the same timeRemember the beginning of your relationship, when you couldn't wait to go to bed with each other to make love? Happy couples resist the temptation to go to bed at different times. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. Happy couples have different habits than unhappy couples. Like what you just read? 3 Tips to Getting Your Marriage Back on Track 7 Ways to Spice Up Your Relationship Should He Keep Secrets? Bar Notice ← Previous Post Next Post → Bar Notice jon April 18, 2011 0 Other Stuff You Might Also Like» The Greatest Resignation Letter Of All Time The 9 Most Unusual Models On The Planet How Dead Rock & Roll Legends Would Look Today The 20 Most Horrifying Sports Faces The Most Awkward Baby Photos Ever Taken How Deaf People Think How Spam Came to Mean Junk Mail How to Remove Stripped Screws Origin of the Words Geek and Nerd 10 Interesting Celebrity Facts 10 Interesting Human Body Facts 8 Interesting Facts About Businesses Quick Facts Rage Comics This Day in History Leave A Response » Facts via TodayIFoundOut.com 23,995 SubscribersEmail marketing powered by MailChimp Interesting Facts on Facebook Recent Posts Stay Off The Grass May 2, 2012, No Comments Your Dog Is Gay May 2, 2012, No Comments Trained Monkey May 1, 2012, No Comments Pee In The Pool May 1, 2012, No Comments Um, No Thank You April 30, 2012, No Comments Paris Hilton Special April 30, 2012, No Comments Don’t Eat The Show Nuts April 29, 2012, No Comments Popular The British

11 cheap gifts guaranteed to impress science geeks Science comes up with a lot of awesome stuff, and you don't need a Ph.D, a secret lab, or government funding to get your hands on some of the coolest discoveries. We've got a list of 11 mostly affordable gifts that are guaranteed to blow your mind, whether or not you're a science geek. Click on any image to see it enlarged. 1. Aerogel Also known as frozen smoke, Aerogel is the world's lowest density solid, clocking in at 96% air. Aerogel isn't just neat, it's useful. Price: $35 2. Inside these sealed glass balls live shrimp, algae, and bacteria, all swimming around in filtered seawater. EcoSpheres came out of research looking at ways to develop self-contained ecosystems for long duration space travel. Price: $80 3. NASA has been trying to figure out how to get a sample of rock back from Mars for a while now. Every once in a while, a meteorite smashes into Mars hard enough to eject some rocks out into orbit around the sun. Price: $70+ 4. Price: $150 5. Price: $110 6. Price: $80 7. Price: $15 8.

The 6 Things You Shouldn't Say To Your Adult Child SPECIAL FROM Next Avenue By Linda Bernstein Hint: 'How can you live like this?' As my 29-year-old son was ticking off all the weddings he and his girlfriend would be attending in the coming 12 months, I blurted, “So when are you getting married?” “Mom!!!” I was grateful that took the attention away from me, but I was in the wrong -- overstepping parental bounds and sticking my nose where it did not belong. (MORE: How to Heal a Rift With Your Adult Child) Dances With Words Over the past several years, I’ve been discreetly observing young adults (not my own) on the phone with their parents. There are just certain things that parents should never say to their grown children. This list is meant to help you avoid uttering those unintentionally hurtful things I've heard parents say over the years, and to offer some less offensive alternatives. (MORE: Concierge Moms: Going Overboard With Their Adult Children) 6 Things You Should Never Say to Your Grown Child 1. 2. Say instead: Nothing. 3. 4. 5. 6.

Shmitten Kitten: Dude, Facebook Is Like Yup, this pretty much nails it. No notifications Your ex looks adorable and has a new girlfriend Some creepy guy you met once "likes" every single thing you post Reading someone's fight1 new message from your crush Somebody posts something kinda mean aimed you Mevlüt Akajamalarmaladee adds you as a friend Looking through someone's thousands of pictures of themselves Hiding your high school friend's profile because all she posts are baby pictures and uninformed political rants People re-posting funny pics from their Tumblr Reading some bitch's song lyric status People posting ”gettinggg drunkk like whoa” Groups filling up your newsfeed Reading a ton of boring happy birthday messages to some random friend Getting a ton of messages on your birthday Dozens of invites to events you'd never attend Downloading a free mix someone posted [adapted from here]

Romantic Day And Evening Ideas We live in a day and age where lives are busy and schedules are swamped. The working day is also a little more versatile than it has been in days past, and people are working longer hours or irregular shifts. This can put a damper on your love life, but this should not discourage you from enjoying you and your partner no matter what time of day it is. Romance is not just for evenings anymore, and here we have a list of 25 things you can do during the day, or during the evening that will help ensure you make the most of every second with your lover. 1. If you won’t be seeing your partner for a while, tell them you’re concerned and have hired a bodyguard. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50.

SARCASM IN RELATIONSHIPS Sarcasm – a mocking or ironic remark (American Heritage Dictionary) Irony – the use of words to convey the opposite of their literal meaning (American Heritage Dictionary) Sarcasm is a large component of social interaction and conversation. To demonstrate a sense of humor, people frequently use sarcasm as a means of “breaking the ice” during initial encounters with others. Sarcasm is an indirect form of speech intentionally used to produce a particular dramatic effect on the listener (McDonald, 1999, p. 486). Many people relate sarcasm to irony, but there is a big difference between the two. The subject of sarcasm is complex because many factors are involved. Negative sarcasm, where positively worded utterances convey negative attitudes, is used frequently in everyday language. Sarcastic remarks, like this, are usually accompanied by exaggeration, and intensifiers may be used on the words that state the opposite of how one truly feels. *Question 2. Males Females Social control 1 0 Yes 0 4

Marriage Humor Also see Domestic Engineering, Men and Women, Relationship Humor, and Parenting. All men are born free and equal. If they go and get married that's their own fault.American women expect to find in their husbands a perfection that English women only hope to find in their butlers. A Long Life and a Merry One (Georgie Starbuck Gailbraith) Oh, women live longer than men, So clearly it's up to a wife To shield her protector, then, From the stress of domestic life. Yes, women live longer than men, Or that's what the experts say. Oh, Promise Me! (Nelda Wood Martin) Secret of a Happy Marriage (Ogden Nash) To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever you're right, shut up. To My Mr. Look what you got with me for a wife-- Bills to pay for the rest of your life. Household chores--changing moods, Sometimes strange, exotic foods. It Isn't the Principle of the Thing (Gerogie Starbuck Galbraith) I don't, my darling, as you aver, Insist on being right.

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