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Learn how to throw lethal playing cards If you watch the following video, you will be able to see one of the world’s leading card-throwing experts practicing his craft. With a business card and a flick of his wrist he can pop balloons, extinguish candles, hit targets, etc.: Around the 50-second point, you will also see him impale a tomato with a business card. Around 3:15, Rick Smith demonstrates his technique very quickly. How to throw cards fast and effectively !!!!! See also: If you need a source of cheap playing cards, check out the dollar store – two decks for a buck. One level up from card throwing is knife throwing: - the fastest knife thrower in the world - How to throw knives [[[Jump to previous How To - How to blow your money if you are super-wealthy]]]
Fail Videos | Fail Images | Today's BIG Fail *Simply Scratch* The Joker Blogs | Over 5 Million Views! Enjoy more art sent in by fellow fans…or send in some yourself! Email as an attachment to Phade@thejokerblogs.com BTW, the Rogues Gallery is well in the works, but you have time to send your picture in! We’ll be looking for rogues until the last day of July. Looks like there’s several of you that just want to DO things. Fine then. Here’s a task for you: -Get a picture of yourself holding a sign that simply reads: “I watch The Joker Blogs”. Thank you Tina, Ben and Samuel for sharing you fan art with us! Here’s another batch of excellent fan art! A very nice rendering from Will Stocks! YouTube problems slightly delayed our May 4th release of Series 2, but the wait is over! OFFICIAL SERIES II PREMIERE DATE AND TIME: Saturday – 8:00 PM – May 4th, 2013 Catch up with this recap and help us out by spreading the word around your favorite social networking sites! “Change is for your pocket, it’s time we go out and make America greater at any cost.”
How to Set Up the Ultimate Desktop Recording Studio Consider it another marvel of the digital age--or the latest evidence that the beautifully difficult, soul-taxing art of music creation has irretrievably slid into the hands of talentless idiots. Either way, with the help of a computer, a few peripherals, a variety of entry-level software and two weekends' worth of struggle, I have produced my first single. It's hardly a secret that musical production has been striding boldly into the digital age over the past three decades. Instruments have changed, too. My last formal musical instruction was in high school. I started by picking up KeyStudio 49, a software-hardware combo recently launched by M-Audio. Digital music-production software can be a bit overwhelming if you've never worked with it before. Regardless of what software you pick, there are a few basic concepts that are common to all digital music-production software. Multitrack Recording Musical Instrument Digital Interface (MIDI) Plug-Ins Loops
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