Fat, Ugly or Slutty As Advertised: Awkward Posted on December 3, 2012 AkulaX correctly represents not only the nature of the query itself, but the transcription is so complete as to add emphasis. Quite effective. Room Temperature Posted on November 30, 2012 It seems a little warm in here. Friends With Benefits Request Posted on November 28, 2012 dio001 isn’t really looking for anything serious right now, but if you’re interested, you two could just mess around or whatever. “I hadn’t played on my PS3 for over a month so I decided to get on a game. 30 minutes into playing and I get a friend request. Allow Me to Convince You Posted on November 26, 2012 xCAVEMANx15 states their case. Getting to the Point Posted on November 23, 2012 Player 108 is certainly not the only one who enjoys the direct approach.
15 Funny and Awesome GIFs Collection of 15 funny, cool, amusing and awesome gifs that will make you make you burst into laughter. (Please be patient, the images will take some time to load.) Almost had it… How to have fun in Flood Best Disco Dance Ever Do not feed the Birds Epic Save F@#k the Doors I swear… Like a Boss Photobomb Putting on her Serious Face Awesome – Shaq and Conan dance off Take that Pinata Sniper Slip and slide Fail Dog Chase Fail
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Everyone Wants to be a Superhero youre-like-a-drug.jpg?1307736579 from loldrugs.com It might sound funny, but there are ways to get free weed if you don't have money. The first thing to add of course it that drugs are bad. You should not use drugs, even if they are free. But if you are going to smoke weed anyway you might as well do so without losing money. Here are some tips. Grow your own Growing your own weed is illegal in many countries and states but not in all. Stop smoking Well, We can't repeat enough. Common option: Be nice It's quite common to share "joints". US option: Coupons In the United States there are some websites that give out free weed. Effects of drugs: not funny The effect of cannabis on the memory of adults has not been proven, but it can be risky for children and adolescents, Wikipedia: However, as far as mental health, cancer and respiratory problems, smoking cannabis is not so great. Check our article about free pictures if you came here looking for pictures.
The Most Brilliantly Pointless Street Flyers The hand-posted flyer is perhaps the cheapest way to spread the word about lost dogs, found cats, and creepy looking men offering low-cost guitar lessons. But most of the time, those flyers serve as nothing more than reading material for people waiting to get into a bathroom or on a bus. The flyers collected here acknowledge this reality, and they respond by trying to do nothing more than entertain whatever pair of eyes happen to be aimed in their direction. You now have no excuse for wasting all your time on the Internet when it's perfectly clear you could be wasting paper out in the real world.
Best of Paranoid Parrot | Meme Pics Paranoid Parrot is a meme that sums up all those experiences that paranoid people tend to have. I can in all honesty say that it’s scary to how much of this I can relate to. Paranoid Parrot can be paranoid about anything: its own health, other peoples’ intentions, and various monsters of the mind. Check out the best Paranoid Parrot pictures below: Not sure if this one is really a Paranoid Parrot or more in the Socially Awkward Penguin area: More funny Paranoid Parrot meme pics below: On a completely unrelated note, the parrot in the photo is a Hyacinth Macaw, an endangered species in South America. How Accidents Happen How Accidents Happen Accidents happen. But how they happen is subject to interpretation. According to the emails on the internet these are some actual explanations obtained from insurance filings. A couple friends told me they doubted they were true. Remember, there is no lifeguard at the gene pool . . . How Accidents Happen Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have. The other car collided with mine without giving me warning of its intention. I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my head through it. I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way. A pedestrian hit me and went under my car. The guy was all over the road. I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother in law and headed over the embankment. In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole. I had been shopping for a plant all day and was on my way home. I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.
A.S.B. • Who doesn't like a blonde joke? A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank; she has the title, and everything checks out. why americans should never be allowed to travel I had someone ask for an aisle seats so that his or her hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window. A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii. After going over all the cost info, she asked, "Would it be cheaper to fly to California and then take the train to Hawaii?" I got a call from a woman who wanted to go to Capetown. A man called, furious about a Florida package we did. I got a call from a man who asked, "Is it possible to see England from Canada?" Another man called and asked if he could rent a car in Dallas. A nice lady just called. A woman called and asked, "Do airlines put your physical description on your bag so they know who's luggage belongs to who?" I just got off the phone with a man who asked, "How do I know which plane to get on?" A woman called and said, "I need to fly to Pepsi-cola on one of those computer planes." A businessman called and had a question about the documents he needed in order to fly to China.
Water is dangerous This was found on the newsgroup: rec.humor.funny A student at Eagle Rock Junior High won first prize at the Greater Idaho Falls Science Fair, April 26. He was attempting to show how conditioned we have become to alarmists practicing junk science and spreading fear of everything in our environment. And for plenty of good reasons, since: it can cause excessive sweating and vomiting it is a major component in acid rain it can cause severe burns in its gaseous state accidental inhalation can kill you it contributes to erosion it decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes it has been found in tumors of terminal cancer patients He asked 50 people if they supported a ban of the chemical. He feels the conclusion is obvious.
Facts About Dihydrogen Monoxide Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO) is a colorless and odorless chemical compound, also referred to by some as Dihydrogen Oxide, Hydrogen Hydroxide, Hydronium Hydroxide, or simply Hydric acid. Its basis is the highly reactive hydroxyl radical, a species shown to mutate DNA, denature proteins, disrupt cell membranes, and chemically alter critical neurotransmitters. The atomic components of DHMO are found in a number of caustic, explosive and poisonous compounds such as Sulfuric Acid, Nitroglycerine and Ethyl Alcohol. For more detailed information, including precautions, disposal procedures and storage requirements, refer to one of the Material Safety Data Sheets (MSDS) available for DHMO: Should I be concerned about Dihydrogen Monoxide? A similar study conducted by U.S. researchers Patrick K. Why haven't I heard about Dihydrogen Monoxide before? Good question. What are some of the dangers associated with DHMO? What are some uses of Dihydrogen Monoxide? Absolutely! Can using DHMO improve my marriage?