This picture has me pronouncing things in ridiculous ways now Water is dangerous This was found on the newsgroup: rec.humor.funny A student at Eagle Rock Junior High won first prize at the Greater Idaho Falls Science Fair, April 26. He was attempting to show how conditioned we have become to alarmists practicing junk science and spreading fear of everything in our environment. In his project he urged people to sign a petition demanding strict control or total elimination of the chemical "dihydrogen monoxide." And for plenty of good reasons, since: it can cause excessive sweating and vomiting it is a major component in acid rain it can cause severe burns in its gaseous state accidental inhalation can kill you it contributes to erosion it decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes it has been found in tumors of terminal cancer patients He asked 50 people if they supported a ban of the chemical. He feels the conclusion is obvious.
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The official Dilbert website with Scott Adams' color comic strips, animation, mashups and more! Female Armor Sucks The “incredibly sturdy Dragon Mail of Protection” looks exactly like all comics armor for women. The next time I’m caught in a sword fight, I hope I’m wearing something more protective. Like, I don’t know, a sundress or something. [CollegeHumor via Laughing Squid] Science of Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse | Pimsleur Approach We love interesting research, especially since our language learning products are based on research by Paul Pimsleur. So we were excited when we saw that research in necroneurology identified several key features of zombie behavior. Below is the science of surviving the zombie apocalypse. Share it: All tongue-in-cheek. Embed the image on your site Full version: <a href="/blog/language-learning/science-of-surviving-the-zombie-apocalypse"><img src="/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/surviving-zombie-apocalypse.jpg" alt="Learn the Science of Zombies" width="430" height="1850" border="0" /></a><br/>Source: <a href="/">Pimsleur Approach</a><br/> Large Version Embed a larger version of the infographic, which comes in two parts. Part One: <a href="/blog/language-learning/science-of-surviving-the-zombie-apocalypse"><img src="/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/zombie-1-660.jpg" alt="Zombie Disorder" width="660" height="800" border="0" /></a><br/>Source: <a href="/">Pimsleur Approach</a><br/> Part Two:
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