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It's 7:30 p.m. You're tearing into a work file on your laptop, a beer on the table next to you and a ball game muted on the TV across the room. Enter your best girl; trailing closely behind her, inevitably, is The Question. "How was your day?" she asks. This is a test. Expectations vs. Reality (16 Pics) Things don’t always go as planned. Check out the pics below to see a few examples of what happens when our expectations get punched in the face by reality. via via Tickling Expectations: Reality: Rare Photos of Famous People (125 pics) Celebs | 19 Jan, 2010 | Views: 466003 | Here is an amazing collection of rare pictures of the famous people. I'm sure you will love it.Enjoy. Madonna, Detroit, 1976 Marilyn Monroe in 1946 The Beatles in 1957. How You Can Spot A Republican: A Joke - StumbleUpon The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude. "She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be an Obama Democrat." "I am," replied the man. "How did you know?" "Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct.

Rosscott, Inc. & Archive & The System 472: Road Sage UPDATE: The Quirky Nomads Podcast has made this comic into a radio production! More info here » ALSO: Now avaiable as an 11×17 print! Check it out here. This is a followup to one of the more popular comics in the archive, famously featuring “figure out purple”. Bar Notice ← Previous Post Next Post → Bar Notice jon April 18, 2011 0 Other Stuff You Might Also Like» The Greatest Resignation Letter Of All Time Application for a night out - his'n'hers Funny Shit Funny Shit (home) → genderwar → Application for a night out - his'n'hers Application for a night out - his'n'hers

Famous Television Show Home Floor Plans After years of watching shows like Dexter and Two and a Half Men, you can’t help but become so attached to the television show that you start wondering what their household really looks like. Spanish interior designer Iñaki Aliste Lizarralde had the same thought as us, and decided to do something for himself creating this incredible series of highly detailed floor plans from some of our favorite television shows. The collection includes the likes of The Simpson, Dexter, Friends, Seinfeld, Two and a Half Men, The Big Bang Theory, How I Met Your Mother, and a handful others.

100 Things You Can Say To Irritate A Republican Addicting Info does it again. Last time they came up with If you hate taxes, here are 102 things NOT to do. Even though they graciously gave us permission to cross-post, I'd rather tease you and then send you to their place to give them some well-deserved traffic. This time around, they came up with 100 Things You Can Say To Irritate A Republican. Here are a few, but click on the link for all 100: If you want to enrage a conservative, I suggest saying the following:1.

SCHOPENHAUERS 38 STRATAGEMS, OR 38 WAYS TO WIN AN ARGUMENT Arthur Schopenhauer (1788-1860), was a brilliant German philosopher. These 38 Stratagems are excerpts from "The Art of Controversy", first translated into English and published in 1896. Carry your opponent's proposition beyond its natural limits; exaggerate it. The more general your opponent's statement becomes, the more objections you can find against it. Shmitten Kitten: Dude, Facebook Is Like Yup, this pretty much nails it. No notifications Your ex looks adorable and has a new girlfriend Some creepy guy you met once "likes" every single thing you post Reading someone's fight1 new message from your crush Somebody posts something kinda mean aimed you Mevlüt Akajamalarmaladee adds you as a friend Looking through someone's thousands of pictures of themselves Hiding your high school friend's profile because all she posts are baby pictures and uninformed political rants People re-posting funny pics from their Tumblr Reading some bitch's song lyric status People posting ”gettinggg drunkk like whoa” Groups filling up your newsfeed Reading a ton of boring happy birthday messages to some random friend Getting a ton of messages on your birthday Dozens of invites to events you'd never attend

20 Random Facts ← Previous Post Next Post → 20 Random Facts jon May 3, 2011 2 For More Fun Facts, click HERE Related Pic Dumps: Banksy Inside « The Drop Kings The mysterious Banksy just released some new paintings on his website. You heard it right, Banksy painted on a canvas. All Banksy fans will appreciate. Daddys Rules Rule #1 If you pull into my driveway and honk your horn, you'd better be delivering a package, because you sure as hell are NOT picking anything up. Rule #2