Mother-in-law I was happy. My girlfriend and me were dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing that bothering me, quite a lot indeed, and that was my mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted with me, quite obviously too, and made me feel uncomfortable. One day, she called me and asked me to come over, to check the invitations. What could I say? So, she said, I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it just come and get me. I just watched her delicious behind as she went up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the front door... Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged me and said, we are very happy and pleased, you have passed our little test. Lesson learned: Always keep your condoms in your car.
Mac or PC : Whats Your Weapon of Choice ? Just when you thought that having a Mac was all thats its cracked up to be , Gamers BEWARE ! Sometimes , all that glitters is not Gold and the grass is not always greener on the other side Whether youre a PC or a Mac what matters are not the Tools but the Toolmaker; or in simple terminology – Clothes dont make the man, neither does money or fame and in this case : Neither does a Machine define who you are . It is Man who makes the money and the clothes and the fame and the … MACHINES as well, So, whether you are a Mac or a PC …. Get your Game ON and just Do it !
Sputnik7 | indie music, film and video on demand He lives in a trailer? ehhhhhh…. WHOA « blah blah blah… He lives in a trailer? ehhhhhh…. WHOA <——– To keep updated with my blog, take a minute and like me on Facebook! With the great response to my pirate ship bedroom blog, I searched the internet for an even more amazing bedroom and I found this guy’s trailer. Meet Matthew Hofmann. “Many of my clients are in Santa Barbara, so after looking at some tiny yet still expensive condos and lofts, I purchased and remodeled a 1978, 25-foot Airstream trailer on a whim on Craigslist.” “Material scraps from the Airstream, pictured above before the remodel, were sent to a recycling yard. My words: I think it’s great he made the trailer green. “For the new dining area, I replaced the existing tabletop with Cali Bamboo natural strand bamboo while reusing the table posts. “By removing the table posts and lowering the top to seat level, it also converts to what I call a media lounge where I can play movies on my 27-inch iMac. My words: Amazingly beautiful! My words: Excuse me, The Germans? Like this:
Seven Speaking Tips That Beat “Pretend Your Audience Is Naked" Aggh. Everyone showed up clothed! Once upon a time, I suffered from glossophobia. This affliction touches billions. I conquered it by discovering what makes people smile, nod, and listen carefully, because nothing calms you down faster than an interested audience. This is what I've learned. Children plea for them at night, and adults crave them, too. They want to be respected. This principle also underlies another rule of effective speaking: Dress like your audience, but just a little bit better." {*style:<i>Don't try to impress them. </i>*} If you truly want to help your listeners--by informing or motivating them, or improving their lives--they will care and listen. This recalls a favorite tip: We mistrust people who won't look us in the eyes--even if our eyes are among over 200 sets in a room. If you look each person in the eye for a few seconds, you make each person feel important--a feeling that every person craves. For this reason, minimize visual aids. . .
Bicycle that lets you to play records on its wheels I dream of owning a bicycle that allows me to play records on its wheels so I can show punks in their souped up jeeps a thing or two about pimping out a ride. Hence, I am excited to hear this protype was just unveiled at Dezeen Platform exhibition by Dutch designers Merel Sloother, Liat Azulay and Pieter Frank de Jong. My day is coming.
Dr. Seuss Quotes In Image Home > Education, People & Celebrity > Dr. Seuss Quotes In Image Very good quotes from Dr. Crazy Modified Consoles A little creativity and skill turns a boring old video game system into something awesome. It's a Nintendo Gamecube That's an entire Nintendo Classic System miniaturized into one of its own cartridges! Real food!!! You have the right to remain silent. Being polite these days... Freud's Breakthrough. What people want. Bat cave. Haha you 'fell' for it! 100 Great Movies Every Guy MUST See 100 great films for every guy to see. Send your wife/girlfriend out to the salon to get her nails done and sit back to enjoy some amazingly manly movies. For years now men have had to suffer in silence when taking their girlfriend or wife to the cinema. Men know that violence beats sex (marginally) and war beats peace! With that in mind, we've compiled a list of 100 great movies that every guy MUST see. 1. Fast cars, sexy women, sharp suits and high stakes poker. Best line in the movie: "Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls!" Buy Casino Royale Now 2. Originally offered the leading human role in this movie, Arnold Schwarzenegger decided that playing a bad ass robot sent from the future to kill was his destiny. Best line in the movie: "I'll be back." Buy The Terminator Now 3. Nothing says hardcore like a hero running around on broken glass in bare feet and smashing through windows on a firehose. Best line in the movie: "Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!" 4. 5. 6. 7.
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