"A Birthday Wish" by Caldwell Tanner A Birthday Wish From Caldwell Tanner on Written with Creighton "Wishmaster" DeSimone Comments () Nothing is Forgotten Next >> Listen: Samuel L. Jackson narrates "Go the Fuck to Sleep" Author Adam Mansbach, after repeated struggles to get his two-year-old daughter to fall asleep, once sent out a jokey Facebook post reading: "Look out for my forthcoming children's book, 'Go the Fuck to Sleep.'" The one-liner amused many of his Facebook friends, and the next thing you know, Mansbach had assembled some verses, and bootleg PDF copies of the profanity-laced opus were suddenly going viral. The thirty-two-page Go the Fuck to Sleep was picked up by a small Brooklyn publishing house, and even reached number one on Amazon's bestseller list ahead of memoirs by Tina Fey and Steven Tyler, well before its official publication date, which was yesterday. So this children's book for adults is now a full-blown phenomenon, and has weathered a little controversy, as New Zealand Christian group Family First has lobbied New Zealand's booksellers not to sell the book. This all makes for an amusing story, but it gets better.
Short but tricky management ability test The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and tells whether you are qualified to be a “manager.” The questions are not that difficult. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door.This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Wrong Answer : Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the refrigerator. According to Andersen Consulting World wide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong. Losing is Fun From Wikipedia: ( Slaves to Armok: God of Blood Chapter II: Dwarf Fortress, also called Slaves to Armok II: Dwarf Fortress, but most commonly known simply as Dwarf Fortress, is a freeware computer game by Bay 12 Games for Microsoft Windows, Linux, and Mac OS X set in a high fantasy universe that combines aspects of roguelike and city-building games and is primarily known for its unique level of complexity and difficulty. The title of the game is inspired by its primary focus on the construction, management, and exploration of dwarven fortresses within the game world. Development started in October 2002, followed by the game’s first public release in August 2006. Developer site and downloads: The game difficulty is variable, but its slant towards difficulty is reflected in the game’s motto, “Losing is Fun.” Share this comic!
Our Bloodstained Roof ShareThis Copy and Paste 6 Insane Coincidences You Won't Believe Actually Happened Ohio is Full of Astronauts Quick: What's special about Ohio? Nothing? Well, hold on to your ass. The first two aviators in both Ohioan and American history were Orville and Wilbur Wright, who successfully demonstrated the world's first airplane in 1903. "We will call it the 'Get Out of Ohio Machine.'" So Ohioans helped mankind take to the skies. Well, 59 years later, another Ohioan heard that the U.S. government was shooting people into space. Just look how happy he is! First in flight, first into orbit, and Ohio was two for two. Where it Gets Weird: So the Wright Brothers and John Glenn all came from the same state. Ohio, the "I'm outta here" state. First in flight, orbit and the moon--Ohio, Ohio and Ohio. Where it Gets Even Weirder: Oh, wait, no. This guy. Seriously, NASA even has a thing on its website practically apologizing for the fact that a state containing just 3% of America's population so utterly dominates the frontiers of human flight. The July Fourth Curse Commence mindfucking.
Problem Gambling Box vs. animals Comic Heartstrings He can hear you. Transcript: Comic 'Heartstrings' Panel 1Mr.Clean: Ugh. Cobwebs suck. Panel 2Mr.Clean: Look at this thing, it's just a bunch of random strings everywhere. Panel 3[A spider weeps as his life's work is physically and ideologically destroyed]