Marriage Humor Also see Domestic Engineering, Men and Women, Relationship Humor, and Parenting. All men are born free and equal. If they go and get married that's their own fault.American women expect to find in their husbands a perfection that English women only hope to find in their butlers. (W. A Long Life and a Merry One (Georgie Starbuck Gailbraith) Oh, women live longer than men, So clearly it's up to a wife To shield her protector, then, From the stress of domestic life. Yes, women live longer than men, Or that's what the experts say. Oh, Promise Me! (Nelda Wood Martin) Secret of a Happy Marriage (Ogden Nash) To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever you're right, shut up. To My Mr. Look what you got with me for a wife-- Bills to pay for the rest of your life. Household chores--changing moods, Sometimes strange, exotic foods. It Isn't the Principle of the Thing (Gerogie Starbuck Galbraith) The Secret of a Happy Marriage Have dinner ready.

Vintage Advertisement of Modern Technology Vintage design is always described as outdated, old looking design with most updated products like Facebook or Nintendo Wii featured… what? Yeah it’s not a typo, I mean it, and you’re gonna witness 24 modern products adapted into vintage style advertisement. Some of them are created by modern designer, yet others are modified directly from genuine vintage ads originated from your parent’s era. So get amused, get inspired, who knows vintage might be the design direction for your next viral ad campaign! Social Media Facebook “Striking, miraculous social team-up!” Skype “The fabulous voice system able to put your family together.” Twitter “The sublime, mighty community with just 140 letters!” Youtube “Send and watch splendid and captivating films, 24/7.” Gaming Console GameBoy Advance SP “Gonna be an exciting night… ;)” Adapted by photality. Guitar Hero Have a rockin’ Christmas! Nintendo Wii “Meet the amazing Nintendo Wii.” Nintendo Wii & Guitar Hero “Amaze your friends with heroic guitar music!” XBox

Scaring the s*** out of the kids Scaring the s*** out of the kids Click to see how via Expectations vs. Reality (16 Pics) | Things don’t always go as planned. Check out the pics below to see a few examples of what happens when our expectations get punched in the face by reality. via via Tickling Expectations: Reality: via via via via via You may also like: Presidential Prank of the Day. Changing Your Facebook Relationship Status and What Regret Looks Like | BigBlueBall Changing your Facebook relationship status can shake up your social graph, sometimes with regrettable results. Consider Kyle, who recently announced that he is now “…in a relationship.” And read the ensuing comments. Poor Kyle. via imgur Like this: Like Loading... Related Windows Live Essentials Wave 4 Beta The Windows Live Essentials beta is now available for download. June 25, 2010 In "Windows Live Messenger" Microsoft Releases Facebook for Windows Mobile Microsoft has released a free Facebook application that gives Windows Mobile 6 users a way to stay connected on the popular social network. May 9, 2009 In "Windows Mobile" Digsby Adds Real Time Web dotSyntax released a new version of Digsby, the popular multi-network instant messaging and social networking program.

In a Perfect World… | SadAndUseless.com Created by Catrina Dulay (there are few more, so it’s worth to visit). Cats Can See Stuffs We Cant Man, those cats can see stuffs we can’t. Enjoy images below: Check out other amazing animal tales and photos . More great articles Feedbox Trackbacks Funny Student Exam Answers Stuff you wish you could have written How to build google chrome extensions Roleplay for Free Please join my Roleplay site. Free, no email required. Free Video Tutorials

It's 7:30 p.m. You're tearing into a work file on your laptop, a beer on the table next to you and a ball game muted on the TV across the room. Enter your best girl; trailing closely behind her, inevitably, is The Question. "How was your day?" This is a test. It's not that men don't, won't, or can't talk. Which she really hates. Here's the problem: Women use language to bond, while men use it like a power tool. Learn how to minimize verbal damage, and you'll achieve more-satisfying intercourse—both the social kind . . . and the other kind. "How Many Women Have You Been With?" Right answer: "I've had relationships with different women, but none worth holding on to." What she hears: "Unlike those other women, you're worth holding on to, babe." "Do I Look Fat in This?" Right answer: "It just doesn't do you justice. You call it annoying, blatant, and desperate. "Do You Think that Woman is Hot?" Right answer: "She's attractive. You Suspect that She's Cheating "Where is This Relationship Going?"

New Paintings by David MacDowell | Pondly Article by James Pond I am the owner of Pondly.com / art lover / electrical engineer / software developer / MBA in e-business student. I blog for pleasure and love to share my Internet findings. Web site: David MacDowell is a self-taught artist living in Virginia. Visit Website Do you want more visual fun? You might also like