My face when Americans... Fabulous!
Goats on a roof. A void in space. English as a second language... *twitch* How I feel standing vs sitting. What you claim life is... Reverse Brute Force. Ori_hr_0.jpg (JPEG Image, 3939×1172 pixels) So You've Been Pushed Naked Out of a Plane. In this classic Cracked.com piece, Jay Pinkerton shares some practical advice on how to deal with a difficult situation.
If you are currently hurtling toward the Earth with no clothes on, this is an article you can't afford to miss. Chapter 14 in the Unlikely Attack Scenario Handbook Where am I? You are currently 34,272 feet above sea level. Don't bother committing this number to memory; it is likely to change often throughout the next few minutes. Why am I 34,272 feet above sea level? 29,108 feet now, actually. Why am I naked? There are a variety of sound reasons for you being naked right now. Alternatively, it's possible that you have done something recently to infuriate a drug lord, and that your nudity is meant to add a humiliating addendum to your demise.
Come to think of it, I got really drunk last night and made fun of somebody at a club. In retrospect, I might have made several jokes about his enormous and mishapen baby head, yes. This is probably the cause, then. I'm not sure I- Ah. Play Shadowess flash game. My daughter can’t come to school she’s got to play Skyrim.
In a move that makes him the clear contender for dad of the year a dad in America (Not America but rather a commonwealth country as he spelled honour and rumour correctly and Remembrance Day is a commonwealth day.
More thank likely this happened in the UK It’s Canadian, thanks everyone for the updates) has sent a note to school to excuse his daughter from a massively boring Remembrance Day assembly as she’s required at home for something massively important. Skryim. Not only that but he continues to say she may be needed to be excused for the entire week as the war is not yet won.
This guy deserves a medal for taking gaming so seriously and we wish him and his daughter all the best in their quest to rid Skyrim of the evil dragons. Quantum Pixel. Love. Geeky pin numbers. Strike Terror with a Disintegrator Rubber Band Gun. By Tomy John | July 14, 2008 Meet the DISINTEGRATOR Rubber Band Gun amazingly hand-carved and assembled by Anthony Smith of the UK, who spent four months to get this done.
The DISINTEGRATOR is the most incredible rubber band gun ever built, capable of firing more than 40 rounds per second (2400 rounds per minute) from its 24 revolving barrels. It’s got a maximum range of 22 feet, takes five hours to charge, and then only lasts for around seven seconds. If you want watch this weapon in its full glory jump to the 5 minute video right below. The Page Turner Video. Thermal Physics Jokes. As we all know, it takes 1 calorie to heat 1 gram of water 1 degree centigrade.
Translated into meaningful terms, this means that if you eat a very cold dessert (generally consisting of water in large part), the natural processes which raise the consumed dessert to body temperature during the digestive cycle literally sucks the calories out of the only available source, your body fat. For example, a dessert served and eaten at near 0 degrees C (32.2 deg. F) will in a short time be raised to the normal body temperature of 37 degrees C (98.6 deg. F). For each gram of dessert eaten, that process takes approximately 37 calories as stated above. Obviously, the more cold dessert you eat,the better off you are and the faster you will lose weight, if that is your goal. Frozen desserts, e.g., ice cream, are even more beneficial, since it takes 83 cal. Happy eating! School of Physics, University of Sydney.