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Apple lovers Take a drink: When someone refers to “Siri” as a person. Anyone mentions how the latest iPhone upgrade changed their life or someone expresses excitement about the next upgrade. Anyone talks about Steve Jobs as if they personally know him (and an extra drink if someone gets misty-eyed when he is brought up). Finish your drink: If someone hums/ sings either “1234” or “Vertigo.”
Handy Drinking Games For Interacting With Various Groups of People
8 Rules for Not Sucking at Public Transportation
Like many of you, I rely on public transportation to get to work. I ride the train. Some of you might take the subway or bus. Still others, like my buds Matt Tobey over at Comedy Central Insider and Adam Tod Brown right here at Cracked, work at home, writing dick jokes in their boxers, worrying only about synchronizing the mute button to their Hot Pocket farts so no one hears them ripping ass during a conference call. Getty "That was a close one!"
I Told You About Stairs
About “I Told You About Stairs” is a catchphrase from the webcomic series “Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff” written and drawn by MS Paint Adventures creator Andrew Hussie. The comic has become an in-joke within the Homestuck fandom and has been the subject of numerous parody videos and fan arts. Origin
Brilliantly Sarcastic Responses To Completely Well-Meaning Signs
More smart-ass responses to completely well-meaning signs. posted 10/04/2012 Most of these signs were designed to help people — to get where they're going, to find a pet, to avoid grievous bodily harm — and yet some writing-utensil-wielding wiseasses felt compelled to come along and totally deface them. We're so glad they did.
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I should mention that Nick and I are both a little bit drunk. Comedy Nerds Podcast Interview The Dinner Party Boys Night In The Coach (featuring Joss Whedon)
Edited by Ben Rubenstein, Krystle, Shayes, KnowItSome and 431 others Scene kids, it's sometimes said, are crosses between goths and hipsters with a little bit of nerdiness thrown in. Scene kids are only as scene as their social networking profile pages.