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The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours? " "I'll have the same," says the ostrich. The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke. " The ostrich says, "I'll have the same. " Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change. This becomes routine until the two enter again. "The usual asks the waitress?
" "No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and a salad," says the man. "Same," says the ostrich. Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be $32.62. " Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table. The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change in your pocket every time? " found an old lamp. Me two wishes. Would always be there. " John Stamos' Guide To Cuddling. 13su6ak.gif (550×392) Executing the Plan. So That Happened. Tonight at the supermarket I found myself behind a pretty girl in the checkout line.
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Everyone should start carrying them! I am STILL laughing!! I think we need to quit saving our $2 bills and bring them out in public. The younger generation doesn't know they exist. On my way home from work, I stopped at Taco Bell for a quick bite to eat. Me: "Hi, I'd like one seven-layer burrito please, to go. " Server: "That'll be $1.04. Me: "No, it's to go. " Server: "Uh, hang on a sec, I'll be right back. " Server: "Hey, you ever see a $2 bill?
" Manager: "No. Server: "A $2 bill. Manager: "Ask for something else. Server: "Yeah, thought so. " He comes back to me and says, "We don't take these Do you have anything else? " Me: "Just this fifty. Server: "I don't know. " Me: "See here where it says legal tender? " Server: "Yeah. " Me: "So, why won't you take it? " Server: "Well, hang on a sec. " He goes back to his manager, who has been watching me like I'm a shoplifter, and says to him, "He says I have to take it. " Manager: "Doesn't he have anything else? " Server: "Yeah, a fifty.
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