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ZtazX.jpg (JPEG Image, 614x712 pixels) TWkl2.png (PNG Image, 831x1210 pixels) - Scaled (70. Mozilla Firefox. MMz5d.gif (GIF Image, 425x265 pixels) Just some Stickers. 933PM.jpg (JPEG Image, 401x7899 pixels) Wild Animal (The Simple Dog Goes for a Joy Ride) My simple-minded dog recently went on an unplanned adventure. Because the simple dog is so very simple, her adventure was alarming and horrible for everyone involved. Even in her normal, familiar environment, the simple dog exists in a state of almost constant confusion. She also appears to have very little control over what she is doing or why she is doing it.

For example, the other day, she was standing in the middle of the room just staring vacantly. Then she started turning in circles like she was preparing to lie down. But instead of completing a few rotations and then lying down like a normal dog, she got stuck in the repetitive motion and couldn't stop turning slowly in place. She is definitely not the type of animal that would thrive in the wild. Unfortunately, she managed to escape one day while we were out walking, and she very nearly became a wild animal. In the park where we were walking, there is a large horse statue. I spent the rest of the day frantically trying to find her. HOARD ALL THE GIFS. 35: Pangwang « So Many Cakes. This penguin is not anatomically correct. I should evaluate the reasons why every cake I make resembling a living creature always ends up looking like it was born with some sort of mental deficiency.

Because this little guy is struggling. He looks completely confused. The inspiration for this cake was that trip I took down memory lane a few weeks back, when I posted some old comics of mine in lieu of a cake update. In college, I did this comic called Poor Richard for the Uconn Daily Campus. Poor Richard continued through my senior year, and my final strip was one for the ages: Richard didn’t have any sort of strong character traits. Half the time, Richard wouldn’t even be in the comic. The comically large beak is made from Kellogg’s breakfast bars, because the schwanky-pants grocery store near my apartment doesn’t carry rice krispie treats. I find this picture to be hilarious, and I can’t quite put my finger on why: In the end, nobody ate Richard. Donkey Punch on Jeopardy! Where Are My Keys?

VwJ30.gif (GIF Image, 315x235 pixels) Photo Album. Grant-me-your-bacon.html from macromeme.com. bEwRQ.png (PNG Image, 916x210 pixels) So i found this timeline on facebook. i'll just leave this here.. The Saga of Bloodninja. Bloodninja: I lick your earlobe, and undo your watch. Sarah19fca: mmmm, okay. Bloodninja: I take yo pants off, grunting like a troll. Sarah19fca: Yeah I like it rough. Bloodninja: I smack you thick booty. Sarah19fca: Oh yeah, that feels good. Bloodninja: Smack, Smack, yeeeaahhh. Bloodninja: Wanna cyber? Bloodninja: Wanna cyber? Bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight? Bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you. j_gurli13: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u. BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready? Sweet17: Hi Bloodninja: hello Bloodninja: who is this? Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. I.F.: You ready yet? I.F.: My s**t is hard you ready to jump aboard?

Partner6: So you're really a 18 yr old girl right? J-Dogg: I see you in line at the supermarket. The salmon swim at night. Partner8: that was never a haiku. Jdogg: Hey QT-Pie: Hey Jdogg: whats goin on QT-Pie: Nothing. 1z4x3l1.gif (GIF Image, 400x224 pixels) The Frogman - Comedy, photoshop, kittens, & corgis. Skqzo.jpg (JPEG Image, 459x11007 pixels) Crow snow tubing on a roof. Pfff... he called his bluff for shizzle. 3sV79.gif (GIF Image, 157x144 pixels) 39: Haters to the Left. « So Many Cakes. Welcome to your fantasy. Please find a sexy crustacean, to your left. This is what you get. This is what you get when you put me, Adam Ellis, and a virtually unlimited supply of fondant in a room together. Adam (you know his blog probably – Books of Adam) lives in Portland, and I live in New York, so when he visits the east coast you’d better believe that we have cake plans all but solidified.

You may remember our last cake, the Nintendo Game Boy. A commercial success. A stunning tribute. And just like that, we had a theme. Look at those nails. In all honesty, the cake construction can be summed up most efficiently in the following illustrations. At least, that’s how I remember it happening. But I guess for good measure I should include some actual photographs. Good, right? We started with a character study, which was laborious and meticulously accurate: For the claws, I used a material I am not totally familiar/comfortable with: modeling chocolate. Because he is sick in the head. Talk dirty to me. The Sneeze - Half zine. Half blog. Half not good with fractions. Join me in saying F-YOU to my tastebuds. Steve, Don't Eat It! Vol. 1 Potted Meat Food Product There aren't too many products that feel the need to reassure you that they are, in fact, "food. " The list of ingredients is long and horrifying, coming right out of the gate with "MECHANICALLY SEPARATED CHICKEN.

" Other ingredients include BEEF TRIPE, BEEF HEARTS, AND "PARTIALLY DE-FATTED COOKED PORK FATTY TISSUE" How does one de-fat fat? Okay, I'm going to go try it now. I'm back. Okay, here we go-- Pulling back the lid (not recommended) lets loose an odor that punches you in the nose like a stinky fist. Inside is a smooth, oddly pink meat paste. The can shows a serving suggestion of the Potted Meat being served on squares of toast. All I can tell you is, I survived the first installment of "Steve, Don't Eat It.

" Not surprisingly, I've come up with a little slogan the peeps who handle Potted Meat Marketing can use (no charge, as always): POTTED MEAT FOOD PRODUCT: Made By, For, And With Assholes. A true first world solution. via reddit.com.