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"Lines From Alanis Morissette's "Ironic," Modified to Actually Make them Ironic" by Patrick Cassels on CollegeHumorAn old man turned ninety-eight. He won the lottery and died the next day… of chronic emphysema from inhalation of the latex particles scratched off decades' worth of lottery tickets. A black fly in your Chardonnay… poured to celebrate the successful fumigation of your recently purchased vineyard in southern France.
It beats Adam West's portrayal back in 1000 B.C. It tops George Clooney's hard nipple bat suit and it damn sure beats Christian Bale's "on the toilet after eating Chipotle" Batman voice. The morning after pill, whiteout, tape, glue, Ctrl+Z — these are some of the great quick fixes in the world.
Now-a-days there are age limits for just about everything. At 17-years-old I got kicked out of a hotel hot tub because I didn't have a parent guardian present. Our society places ridiculous age limits for things that we "can" do. However, I believe there should be a greater importance on age limits for things people "can no longer'" do.