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Endless Fun! Phrases you wish you could say atwork. Facebook Fail: Sexism Edition. - StumbleUpon. Why I Should Touch Your Butt: A Powerpoint Presentation. Mental_floss Blog & 12 Knock-offs that'll knock off your socks! Everyone knows about Rolex knock-offs and Louis Vuitton imitations, but at least with those, the company doing the knocking-off goes to a lot of trouble to replicate the brand name, as well as the merchandise.

mental_floss Blog & 12 Knock-offs that'll knock off your socks!

Not so with these 12 hilarious imitations found recently while researching fake iPhones. Have you seen a wacky knock-off brand name not mentioned here? 1. Sony 2. The Funniest Police Blotters Ever Printed from Oh, News! If there was ever a reason to save newspapers (and print media in general, I guess), it's the police blotter.

The Funniest Police Blotters Ever Printed from Oh, News!

Idiots keep breaking the law and someone has to keep track. (via) (via) (via) Funny Pictures. Tandem Story. The 40 Best Memes Of 2011. 18 Funny Mitch Hedberg Quotes. Engineers. A math/engineering convention was being held.

Engineers

On the train to the convention, there were a bunch of math majors and a bunch of engineering majors. Each of the math majors had his/her train ticket. The group of engineers had only ONE ticket for all of them. The math majors started laughing and snickering. Five auto-correct fails: Balls, condoms, noobies and more. Banned's Tuesday Picdump (49 Pictures) - Banned In Hollywood. Funny Pic Dump (10.31.11) Mathematics. - StumbleUpon. Blog Archive & The 10 Best Notes Left On Cars. Posted by Jillian Madison on October 2, 2011.

Blog Archive & The 10 Best Notes Left On Cars

15 Hilarious Marker Faces. The 50 Cutest Things That Ever Happened. 17 More Images That Can't Be Unseen. Homer Simpson Quotes. D'oh!

Homer Simpson Quotes

I hate Traffic. The band AND the phenomenon! Oh, why do my actions have consequences? I love going to aquatic parks. Pope Joke. The Pope had just finished a tour of the East Coast and was taking a limousine to the airport.

Pope Joke

Having never driven a limo, he asked the chauffeur if he could drive for awhile. Well, the chauffeur didn't have much of a choice, so he climbs in the back of the limo and the Pope takes the wheel. The Pope proceeds onto HWY 95, and starts accelerating to see what the limo could do. He gets to about 90 mpg, and suddenly he sees the blue lights of the State Patrol in his mirror. 15 Examples of Hilarious Facepalms (15 Pics) Funny exam answers. Capn Wackys Lists. Humor picture. It's Not Racist If It's Something Nice: Very Specific Racial Stereotypes &124; Slacktory &124; The only site on the internet. Your mom didn’t mean to, like, point out that the guy in the story was a Chinese man.

It just seemed kinda relevant! She wasn’t even saying anything bad about him, so what do you care! Sofapizza's Top 15 Animated GIFs &124; Slacktory &124; The only site on the internet. Gifs!

Sofapizza's Top 15 Animated GIFs &124; Slacktory &124; The only site on the internet.

Because who has time to push play on time-consuming videos nowadays?? I got shit to do, Internet! Like look at more funny cat pictures or change my little brother’s facebook status to Nickelback lyrics. So without further ado, I bring you 15 of Sofapizza‘s favorite gifs, in no particular order: That time Ryan Seacrest tried to play ‘up high, down low’ with a blind guy, and still lost. Must read this troll & Tehnikonline.ro. Done anything wild in your life & brian. No Sex Tonight. I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much.

No Sex Tonight

And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Stupid People. The Funniest Autocorrects Of The Month (PICTURES) If you've spent more than 15 minutes on the Internet, you're probably familiar with Damn You, Autocorrect, the site that curates the funniest texting FAILs uploaded to the web.

The Funniest Autocorrects Of The Month (PICTURES)

And you wouldn't believe how many there really are. My World and Welcome... Funny Pages: Handy Latin Phrases. Non calor sed umor est qui nobis incommodat.

My World and Welcome... Funny Pages: Handy Latin Phrases

It's not the heat, it's the humidity. Di! Ecce hora! - StumbleUpon. How to make your friends like you. 20 Images That Can't Be Unseen. Some of these will enlighten you, others will frighten you, and this one right here will ruin your childhood… via via via via via. 24 Things That Don't Make Any Sense. I NEED TO WATCH MORE KIDS SHOWS. Kid’s TV shows are not like they used to be. Sure there’s Dora The Explorer & Bob The Builder. Scooby-Doo is still around. So I Found This USB Flash Drive The Other Day. A.S.B. & Who doesnt like a blonde joke?

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank; she has the title, and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. Watch Walkie Talkies. 25 Ways To Tell You&re A Kid Of The &90s: Pics, Videos, Links, News. 52 Interesting Facts That You Must Know !!! A True Power Ranger. Lol Museum - Captions. - StumbleUpon. Inappropriate jokes. Things. How to Suck at Facebook.

All artwork and content on this site is Copyright © 2015 Matthew Inman. Please don't steal. TheOatmeal.com was lovingly built using CakePHP All artwork and content on this site is Copyright © 2015 Matthew Inman. Please don't steal. - StumbleUpon. Top 50 Funny Pictures of the Day - April 10th 2012. To Do List - 101photography. 30 Very Funny Books. - StumbleUpon. Random funny pictures. A Genius Pick Up Technique. Airline Story. Internet Humor Archive - A Little Engineer Humor.

A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. Confixx. How to Totally Troll someones Computer [pic] Email. The Entirety of Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stone in one Facebook Thread from Jon Athmann. - StumbleUpon. Poo bum dickie. 21, Bagram, or Twenty Plus One is a drinking game. MAGIC GREEN HAT from Joe Burton - StumbleUpon. HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF - StumbleUpon.