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20 GIF Reactions to Real-Life Situations (9.26.11. Here’s a fresh round of animated GIFs that perfectly characterize how it feels when we encounter these everyday scenarios. When someone steps on the back of your shoe When someone you hate says something funny When you have too much sugar When you see your ex after the breakup When you’re in the back seat and the front windows are down When people don’t warn you before taking your picture When your phone rings while you’re trying to take a nap When lyrics websites won’t let you copy the lyrics When people smoke near you When your girlfriend calls to tell you her problems When you’re watching something for the first time and say, “That’s where that GIF is from!” When you feel people staring at you When you have a message on tumblr When you have to sneeze, but it won’t come out When you were at a pet shop as a kid When you are at a pet shop today When you ask for a bite of food and your friend says, “Actually, you can have the rest.”

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A DIALOGUE WITH SARAH, AGED 3: IN WHICH IT IS SHOWN THAT IF YOUR DAD IS A CHEMISTRY PROFESSOR, ASKING “WHY” CAN BE DANGEROUS. SARAH: Daddy, were you in the shower? DAD: Yes, I was in the shower. SARAH: Why? DAD: I was dirty. The shower gets me clean. DAD: Why does the shower get me clean? SARAH: Yes. DAD: Because the water washes the dirt away when I use soap. DAD: Why do I use soap?

DAD: Because the soap grabs the dirt and lets the water wash it off. DAD: Why does the soap grab the dirt? DAD: Because soap is a surfactant. DAD: Why is soap a surfactant? DAD: That is an EXCELLENT question. DAD: Why does soap form micelles? DAD: Soap molecules are long chains with a polar, hydrophilic head and a non-polar, hydrophobic tail. SARAH: Aidrofawwic DAD: And can you say ‘hydrophobic’? DAD: Excellent! DAD: Why does it mean that? DAD: It’s Greek! SARAH: Like a monster? DAD: You mean, like being afraid of a monster? DAD: A scary monster, sure. (pause) SARAH: (rolls her eyes) I thought we were talking about soap. DAD: We are talking about soap. (longish pause) DAD: Why do the molecules have a hydrophilic head and a hydrophobic tail? The Map Of America Visualized By McDonald’s Locations.

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Fear not my poorly treated comrade, help is here. Men know that violence beats sex (marginally) and war beats peace! With that in mind, we've compiled a list of 100 great movies that every guy MUST see. 1. Fast cars, sexy women, sharp suits and high stakes poker. Best line in the movie: "Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls! " Buy Casino Royale Now 2. Originally offered the leading human role in this movie, Arnold Schwarzenegger decided that playing a bad ass robot sent from the future to kill was his destiny. 3. Oldvsyoungworkers.jpg (JPEG-bilde, 550x610 punkter) Real food!!! You have the right to remain silent.

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Hence, I am excited to hear this protype was just unveiled at Dezeen Platform exhibition by Dutch designers Merel Sloother, Liat Azulay and Pieter Frank de Jong. My day is coming. Girl’s funny reaction to boy’s sneeze. Seven Speaking Tips That Beat “Pretend Your Audience Is Naked". Aggh. Everyone showed up clothed!

Once upon a time, I suffered from glossophobia. This affliction touches billions. It's the fear of public speaking , even to a tiny group. I conquered it by discovering what makes people smile, nod, and listen carefully, because nothing calms you down faster than an interested audience. This is what I've learned. Children plea for them at night, and adults crave them, too. They want to be respected. This principle also underlies another rule of effective speaking: Dress like your audience, but just a little bit better. " {*style:<i>Don't try to impress them. </i>*} If you truly want to help your listeners--by informing or motivating them, or improving their lives--they will care and listen. This recalls a favorite tip: We mistrust people who won't look us in the eyes--even if our eyes are among over 200 sets in a room. If you look each person in the eye for a few seconds, you make each person feel important--a feeling that every person craves. . .

He lives in a trailer? ehhhhhh…. WHOA « blah blah blah… He lives in a trailer? Ehhhhhh…. WHOA <——– To keep updated with my blog, take a minute and like me on Facebook! With the great response to my pirate ship bedroom blog, I searched the internet for an even more amazing bedroom and I found this guy’s trailer. You might be wondering, “A trailer?

Meet Matthew Hofmann. “Many of my clients are in Santa Barbara, so after looking at some tiny yet still expensive condos and lofts, I purchased and remodeled a 1978, 25-foot Airstream trailer on a whim on Craigslist.” “Material scraps from the Airstream, pictured above before the remodel, were sent to a recycling yard. My words: I think it’s great he made the trailer green. “For the new dining area, I replaced the existing tabletop with Cali Bamboo natural strand bamboo while reusing the table posts. “By removing the table posts and lowering the top to seat level, it also converts to what I call a media lounge where I can play movies on my 27-inch iMac. My words: Amazingly beautiful! Like this: STENCIL AND PEN KITS | Kids Stencil Kits of Animals & People.

Beardo Beard Hat, A Knitted Beanie With Detachable, Foldaway Beard. Mac or PC : Whats Your Weapon of Choice ? Just when you thought that having a Mac was all thats its cracked up to be , Gamers BEWARE ! Sometimes , all that glitters is not Gold and the grass is not always greener on the other side Whether youre a PC or a Mac what matters are not the Tools but the Toolmaker; or in simple terminology – Clothes dont make the man, neither does money or fame and in this case : Neither does a Machine define who you are . It is Man who makes the money and the clothes and the fame and the … MACHINES as well, So, whether you are a Mac or a PC ….

Get your Game ON and just Do it ! Mother-in-law. I was happy. My girlfriend and me were dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing that bothering me, quite a lot indeed, and that was my mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted with me, quite obviously too, and made me feel uncomfortable. One day, she called me and asked me to come over, to check the invitations. What could I say? So, she said, I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it just come and get me. I just watched her delicious behind as she went up the stairs.

I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the front door... Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged me and said, we are very happy and pleased, you have passed our little test. Lesson learned: Always keep your condoms in your car. Requiem for a Dream (Andy's iLL Dubfix) Link in description by Andy's iLL.

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Arguments in favour of Solipsism[edit] The argument in favor of Solipsism: (a) The only thing one has direct access to is the contents of one's own mind (one's mental states). What one knows most certainly are one's mental states - one's thoughts, experiences, emotions, and so on. (b) Just because one sees an object does not mean that the object exists. The basic form of the argument: Arguments against Solipsism[edit] John-lennon-quote-happy.jpg (JPEG-bilde, 720x618 punkter) Learn Something Everyday Part 4. Where is the red (html5) Handy map of the United States showing the scariest thing in every single state. Sleep.jpg (JPEG-bilde, 640x512 punkter) Creativity: Get out of your box in three minutes. Myth One - You are lacking something. Myth Two - There is an expert out there to help you. Myth Three - It will take you a long time to get it.

Reality One - You are always connected to an ever-present wellspring of creativity, power and wisdom . Reality Two - The expert in your creativity is standing in your shoes right here and right now. Reality Three - It doesn't take time - you have it right now. Several other researchers and I have studied creativity and stale thinking patterns. An approach I call Mind-Body Bridging can teach you to rest and quiet down thoughts, helping you to get out of old patterns. Try the following exercise to recognize what makes you feel trapped: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

A) Is your mind cluttered? B) Is your body tense? If yes, you have the tell-tale signs that you are boxed in by your I-System. {*style:<b> I-System at rest — and you are out of the box Getting Out of Your Box </b>*} This next exercise can help you start to escape your box. 1. 2. 3. Follow MBB on Facebook References. Inspirational quotes | Awesome inspirational quote list. 101 Nintendo T-Shirts For The Ultimate Nintendo Gamer. Old Pine Official. Hipster Urban Trap. Fall in love. PopCap Games - Plants vs. ZombiesFree Summarizer, an online automatic tool to summarize any text or article. 1251759060.izra_batmancomic.jpg (JPEG-bilde, 610x1278 punkter) - Skalert (70 %) The bartender slides me a beer it runs down the bar like an Olympic sprinter, The Problem With Dating A Geek. Some 15 Awesome Widescreen Abstract Wallpapers. 8 Things Everybody Ought to Know About Concentrating.

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