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Cooking Some Bacon – The Machine Gun Method | Gun Blog. I’ve discovered a new way of cooking bacon. All you need is: bacon, tin foil, some string, and.. oh whats it called? … oh yeah, an old worn out 7.62mm machinegun that is about to be discarded, and about 200 rounds of ammunition. 1) You start by wrapping the barrel in tin foil. Then you wrap bacon around it, and tie it down with some string. 2) you then wrap some more tin foil around it, and once again tie it down with string. 3) It is now ready to be inserted into the cooking device. I ripped the tin foil a little bit getting the barrel inserted. that part of the bacon got severely burned by hot gasses. 4) After just a few short bursts you should be able to smell the wonderful aroma of bacon. 5) I gave this about 250 rounds. but I think around 150 might actually be enough. 6) And the end result: Crispy delicious well done bacon.

He should have bust some eggs downrange onto a hot skillet, or shot some oranges to make some juice! The gun appears to be a German Rheinmetall MG 3 Machine gun. Sexophone. Celebrity Soundboards - Pranks - Online Games Flash Cartoons, Funny movies, funny pictures, Jokes, Prank phone calls and more. RJL Software - Software - Entertainment - Clippy. Download Now - Like this software? Donate $1.00 Description Have you ever been working in Windows and a small annoying Clippy assistant appeared? We have too, that is why we created this prank software called Clippy. Clippy is a simulated office assistant that, when ran, will hide in the background for 1 minute then popup in the lower right hand corner of the screen and say something useless.

That is not all! By default Clippy displays these messages to the user: It appears you are connected to the Internet. If you want to customize what Clippy says, please follow instructions for creating a clippy.txt here. Screen shots Click on an image for more detail Command line Options There are several command line options to Clippy. clippy.exe [seconds to delay] [norandom] [seconds to delay] = The number of seconds to delay between each time Clippy is displayed.

Example: clippy.exe 20 norandom This would show clippy every 20 seconds and walk through the clippy.txt file from top to bottom. How to close. Error Message Generator: OMG. Copy this link to send this page to a friend: Do not link directly to the image! No Hot-Linking! Your link will not work! Feel free to copy this image and use it on your own web site, and please link back to here. No signs were harmed during the production of this web page; IANAL; void where prohibited; subject to change with or without notice; all information provided "as is" and any express or implied warranties, including, but not limited to, the implied warranties of merchantability and fitness are disclaimed; no other warranty expressed or implied; this is not an offer to sell securities; use only in well-ventilated area; keep away from fire or flame; not recommended for children; this supersedes all previous notices; no Microsoft(tm) products were used during the making of this web page or any images contained herein; all trademarks remain the property of their respective owners.

This is so cool! Blog Archive » Bathroom Prank. Trick. Or. Treat! The 25 Best High-Tech Pranks. Everyone loves a good laugh, and in the age of electronics, high-tech hijinks are just waiting to be pulled off. So snuggle up to your screen and get ready to unleash all sorts of shenanigans as we present the 25 best high-tech pranks known to man. Our apologies in advance to your friends and co-workers. 1. The Restart Remap We start with one sure to throw off even the most advanced Windows user. 2. While we’re on the topic of system startups, the Windows Startup folder is a fantastic place for fun. 3. A classic computer prank never goes out of style. 4. There are few things funnier than forcing a friend to insult himself — and Microsoft has made it easy to do just that. 5. While you’re in the Word or Outlook settings, another good place to tamper is the dictionary. 6.

A small investment will have a big payoff with the ThinkGeek Annoy-a-Tron. 7. 8. 9. Since you’re already under the desk, try out another switcheroo: the speaker swap. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. Damn Funny Pictures - Cool Pictures and Funny Pictures.