Kitten Huffing - Uncyclopedia. The orange ones fuck you up REAL good. Note: Kitten Huffing is intended for people 21 12 and over. Kitten huffing is a controversial practice that has recently been growing as a popular alternative to street drugs. Despite a long history in Western culture, the practice remains largely taboo. Excessive huffing has been known to produce undesirable side effects, and kitten-related human fatalities. Even unapologetically frequent huffers caution against using more than two or three kittens per day.
Effects The euphoria produced by kitten huffing has been subject to much speculation throughout history. Recent evidence, however, suggests that a protective layer or "soul husk" surrounding the actual soul is the part of the kitten absorbed into the bloodstream that inspires euphoria. Many kitten huffers experience an intense craving for rice pudding. Long term effects The Following is a list of effects from Long term huffing: History Historically, kittens were farmed on the plains of central Asia. Nicjasno.com. Glif: generate client-side gif files from javascript. It probably won't be the biggest thing since AJAX, but I hit upon the idea of generating images client-side. The current ways to do this seem to involve using tables or absolute-positioning of very small DIVs.
(See, for example, My technique, which I call glif (for GIF and glyph), generates a gif-format image on the client side. One application for this that comes immediately to mind is client-side generation of sparklines-type images, possibly from an AJAX source. To make an image WxH pixels big, first create a properly sized array: var pixels = new Array(W*H);. Then, for each pixel X,Y that should be opaque, store a 1 at the proper location: pixels[X+Y*W] = 1;. Now, you can specify this image as the SRC attribute of an IMG tag: document.write("<IMG SRC=\"" + my_glif + "\">"); glif.js is the javascript source, glif.html is a small demo which draws a sine wave in an image, and sparglif.html and sparglif2.html are sparkline-type demos. November 7/8, 2004 Geomagnetic Storm Due to an X-1 Flare Near Sunspot 696. Aurora Borealis, November 7 and 8, 2004 Click on any image below for a higher resolution image 2 wide angle images stitched together provide a panoramic image of the wonderful Northern Lights on November 7, 2004 Near suppertime on the evening of November 7th, 2004, the skies lit right up for many parts of North America.
Forecasters had been predicting a strong probability of aurora activity and the planetary K Index shot right up to 9. In Caledon, Ontario the cloud cover partially dissipated enough to provide a great show, the strongest being early in the evening. The beautiful show was non-stop all evening. After midnight, a ghostly looking green corona slithered almost directly overhead and it continued to morph into many interesting shapes. Nikon D100 Digital SLR, 14mm lens (21mm effective focal length with the D100), f2.8, 15 to 20 second exposures at ISO 320. FluidEffect.