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" Why do people say grow some balls? Balls are weak and vulnerable, if you want to toughen up grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding. "
Post Randomonium - Why do people say
Post Randomonium - If I open a
" If I open a Laser hair removal office but can't strap women down and re-enact the Bond scene from Goldfinger, then what's the point really? "
Post Randomonium - Stop taking the little
" Stop taking the little things for granted. If Super Mario ever saw just half of what you were dumping in that Coinstar™ he'd crap his pants. "
" Checking MySpace is like checking your underwear after a fart. There's probably nothing, but there's a slight chance it has something new. "
Post Randomonium - Checking MySpace is like
Post Randomonium - Closing all the internet
" Closing all the internet windows by the time your boss gets to your desk is like getting the keys into the door before the killer gets you. "Post Randomonium - Facebook asks what I’m
" Facebook asks what I’m thinking. Twitter asks what I’m doing. Foursquare asks where I am. The internet has turned into a crazy girlfriend.
Post Randomonium - When I drive if
" When I drive if you beep your horn 1 second after the light changes green I will shut off my car, lay on the hood & feed birds for an hour. "
Post Randomonium - Did you know that
Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?