Awesomeness. Angelic Human Race - 2012. 8 Stupid Amazon Products With Impressively Sarcastic Reviews. Everybody is a comedian these days, and the Internet has given us all an enormous stage.
Maybe the best example is a supposedly comedy-free site like Amazon.com. The deal is, anybody can write a review, on any product, whether they have bought it or not. So it's just a matter of finding a baffling/ridiculous/useless product and watching the Internet's sarcasm run wild. For instance, just check out the reviews for ... The "Guardian Angel" Acupuncture Device.
Sex. Genealogy. Sex Tips to Turn Her On: Men's Health. Most bedroom problems boil down to this: Men are microwaves and women are slow cookers.
With men, all you have to do is push a few buttons and we"re hotter than a habanero. But with women, it"s an all-day process. You have to buy the ingredients, mix them together, and then put everything in the pot and let it simmer . . . and simmer . . . and simmer. That"s why we"re offering a microwave mentality for the Crock-Pot reality: quick, easy things you can do to make her heating speeds better match yours.