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Untitled. EMERGENCY. My phone just started ringing a harsh, loud alarm. This sounded like a fire alarm, so I jump up and mentally preparing myself for: Red Alert. Shields up. Weapons activated. [Looks at the phone] It says that there was an AMBER alert. Then, I read the message. And that’s why I threw my phone, shattering my window… causing it to explode. 4:00am. You’ve got to be kidding me. Would Batman even give a fuck? Like this: Like Loading...

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