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Angwe - The Amazing Mith Harbor Ganker. Story tells of the amazing orc-rogue Angwe who spent a few months of his life making wow a better game.You can even to this day hear the anguished cries of murdered newbies in the mith docks. We will miss him, never forget. after one kill... 7 Classic Disney Movies Based On R-Rated Stories. Left on his own, Tarzan receives a telegram that reveals him as the rightful heir to Clayton's estate and all the property that comes with it (which includes Jane, because women are things).

7 Classic Disney Movies Based On R-Rated Stories

Instead of saying the word, kicking Clayton out of his own house and claiming Jane for tax purposes, he chooses to stay silent, thinking that Jane is happy being with Clayton. And... that's it. He simply sacrifices his happiness for Jane's misery. The Disney Happy Ending: Children learn an important lesson in the actions of the celibate antagonist, Frollo: If you are sexually frustrated by a wayward gypsy, just set her on fire and everything will work itself out.!h/ Farore's Withdrawl. 20 Examples Of Video Game Logic. Bluntly spoken at Kartoen. Fine Print. 12 Video Game Characters With Undiagnosed Mental Disorders. Link is Creepy. Killer_Biscuits_.JPG from

Shitmydadsays (shitmydadsays) - shitmydadsays. Justin Samuel Halpern was born in a tiny fishing village called “San Diego.”

shitmydadsays (shitmydadsays) - shitmydadsays

There he spent most of his life being yelled at by his father. Then he transcribed those things on a twitter page called “@shitmydadsays.” Then he wrote a book of the same name. Then he co-created a shitty TV show of the same name. Then, when he had exploited the success of someone else’s words as much as he possibly could, he started this site with his long time friend and conspiracy theorist, Ryan Walter.

You can buy his first book, Shit My Dad Says HERE. Shit My Dad Says (13 Quotes) RoboDump 1.0. By Kevin Kelm ( Friday, Nov 12, 2004 RoboDump is a robot.

RoboDump 1.0

Sort of. And it poops. Sort of. Forever. The left channel speaker points up into the room (for the voice effects) and the right channel speaker points down into the toilet (for the business-end effects). I snuck RoboDump into the men's room at the office. I also decided to dress it in businessware to make coworkers less likely to try to talk to it... if it looks like a customer or visiting bigwig, they'll be less likely to offer help or ask for a courtesy flush. Comment at the blog... RoboDump in action: 8 Steps to Making a Super Cool Bulbasaur Costume. Beer-Troubleshooting-beer-pattern.jpg from Crazy Image: Words. Beer-Troubleshooting-beer-pattern.jpg (785×1567) THEY'RE HERE! 2010 DARWIN AWARDS - You've been waiting for them with bated breath, so without further ado, here are the 2010 Darwin Awards.

Eighth Place In Detroit, a 41-year-old man got stuck and drowned in two feet of water after squeezing head first through an 18-inch-wide sewer grate to retrieve his car keys. Seventh Place A 49-year-old San Francisco stockbroker, who "totally zoned when he ran", accidentally jogged off a 100-foot high cliff on his daily run. Sixth Place While at the beach, Daniel Jones, 21, dug an 8 foot hole for protection from the wind and had been sitting in a beach chair at the bottom, when it collapsed, burying him beneath 5 feet of sand.

Fifth Place Santiago Alvarado, 24, was killed as he fell through the ceiling of a bicycle shop he was burglarizing. Brands of Tequila. World’s weirdest hotels. The Greatest Craigslist Room Rental Ad Ever. Top 10 Hilarious Websites Of Human Misery. It’s seems like people have always been hardwired to laugh at the misfortune of others.

Top 10 Hilarious Websites Of Human Misery

It transcends all cultures, nations, and ages. As you read these words, a group of school kids in Hong Kong are peeing their pants laughing at a kid who did a faceplant into a mud puddle, somebody in Paris is guffawing at a guy getting a whifflebat to the crotch, and a grandma in Texas is chuckling under her breath at a cousin who doesn’t know his fly is undone. As long as it isn’t happening to you, personal humiliation can be totally hilarious. Before the Internet, the only way to experience these hilarious events was to be in the right place at the right to time. But, now there is a whole slew of websites that document the hurts, humiliations, and downright stupidity of the human race and present it in an easily navigated format. Operating Systems. Tech Support: "May I ask what operating system you are running today?

Operating Systems

"Customer: "A computer. " A girl walked into the computer center where I work. She said she was having problems with her Mac. I asked what kind of Mac she had. In an indignant voice, she replied, "Duh, Intosh. " Your everyday life stories.