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Hearing noises when home alone and just accepting the fact you're gonna die
Speaking to your friends with a charlie the unicorn accent
Picking up chicks at subway because they know how to handle a footlong
The awkward moment when you have a tribal tattoo, but no tribe
I prefer the upright version of planking, it's called standing.
Liking People's Depressing Statuses
The awkward moment when a customer thinks they're right
Being the more tanned one in the relationship
Abs on a skinny guy is like a fat bitch with big tits- it doesn't count.
Going to a party looking like Megan Fox and coming home like Amy Winehouse
I'm just saying, she looks like she can take a dick.
You had me at proper grammar.
Being a strong black woman who dont need no man
Slapping your girl on the ass to show your authority
Being the less retarded one in a relationship
English teachers put more thought into a novel than the author did.
Relating your teacher's bad mood with their lack of sexual satisfaction.
Complimenting fat girls at the gym as a future investment
Not using your indicators because no cunt needs to know your business.
Beating your ginger child to prepare them for society.
Telling people their hot straight out cause your a confident cunt
Calling your girlfriend beautiful because your dick wont suck itself
Being so sarcastic that you arent even sure if your joking
When girls pay for photoshoots and think they are models
Barking at bitches because you're trying to speak their language
Using bible verses as pickup lines.
Liking your mates comment in argument - just to show moral support.
Handing in your assignment after a hard day of removing hyperlinks
Grammar Nazi United (GNU)
Saying 'awkward' during awkward moments to make it even more awkward.
Making a big deal over nothing because you're a woman
Saying "lol", while showing about as much emotion as an oven mit.
The face you pull after a shot of vodka
Meeting someone who is also drunk and immediately becoming best friends