Inmadurez plural - Google Search. Speaking to your friends with a charlie the unicorn accent. Picking up chicks at subway because they know how to handle a footlong. The awkward moment when you have a tribal tattoo, but no tribe. I prefer the upright version of planking, it's called standing. Liking People's Depressing Statuses. The awkward moment when a customer thinks they're right. Being the more tanned one in the relationship. Abs on a skinny guy is like a fat bitch with big tits- it doesn't count. Going to a party looking like Megan Fox and coming home like Amy Winehouse. I'm just saying, she looks like she can take a dick. You had me at proper grammar.
Being a strong black woman who dont need no man. Slapping your girl on the ass to show your authority. Being the less retarded one in a relationship. English teachers put more thought into a novel than the author did. Relating your teacher's bad mood with their lack of sexual satisfaction. Complimenting fat girls at the gym as a future investment. Not using your indicators because no cunt needs to know your business. Beating your ginger child to prepare them for society. Telling people their hot straight out cause your a confident cunt. Calling your girlfriend beautiful because your dick wont suck itself. Being so sarcastic that you arent even sure if your joking.
When girls pay for photoshoots and think they are models. Barking at bitches because you're trying to speak their language. Using bible verses as pickup lines. Liking your mates comment in argument - just to show moral support. Handing in your assignment after a hard day of removing hyperlinks. Grammar Nazi United (GNU) Saying 'awkward' during awkward moments to make it even more awkward. Making a big deal over nothing because you're a woman. Saying "lol", while showing about as much emotion as an oven mit.
The face you pull after a shot of vodka. Meeting someone who is also drunk and immediately becoming best friends.