The Family Favorite: Troll Dad. Remember growing up when your Dad told you that the moon was made out of cheese and pretended to give your dog to the pound after you got a D in History?
Turns out that Dads the world over have been trolling their children. And so Troll Dad the rage comic was born: The ultimate minefield, the Girlfriend’s Dad Troll: Dad Trolls the competitive spirit: Troll Dad gets Mom on gender wage equality: Dad goes to far: Trying to Out-Troll Troll Dad: Subtle Dad Troll: Dad plans ahead: I am your Troll Father: Like Troll Dad? Things People Said: Courtroom Quotations. The following quotations are taken from official court records across the nation, showing how funny and embarrassing it is that recorders operate at all times in courts of law, so that even the slightest inadvertence is preserved for posterity.
Lawyer: "Was that the same nose you broke as a child? "Witness: "I only have one, you know. " Lawyer: "Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated? "Witness: "By death. " Accused, Defending His Own Case: "Did you get a good look at my face when I took your purse? " The defendant was found guilty and sentenced to ten years in jail. Lawyer: "What is your date of birth?
" Lawyer: "Can you tell us what was stolen from your house? " Lawyer: "What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? " Lawyer: "Can you describe what the person who attacked you looked like? " Lawyer: "This myasthenia gravis -- does it affect your memory at all? " Funny Anti Jokes. What are Antijokes?
Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. We’ve just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn’t make the original cut (like comments) but they’ll be back soon. NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Want more?
Tech support. The 100 Greatest Movie Insults of All Time: The Video. By Harry Hanrahan | Guides | April 22, 2011 | Comments (0 View hh -- the man who brought us The 100 Cheesiest Movie Lines of All Time and Get Out of There!
The Video -- is back with another fantastic video today. He's even pulled himself out of anonymity. His name is Harry Hanrahan, and he's British. As always, his videos need very little introduction. (Hat Tip: Jelinas) Here is a List of Movies Cited in the Above Video 0'00 - Roxanne, Adventures of Priscilla Queen of the Desert, Gleaming the Cube, The Princess Bride, A Fish Called Wanda, Star Wars, The Wizard of Oz, Casino, Three Amigos, A Clockwork Orange 1'05 - Dolemite, Glengarry Glen Ross, Bad Santa, The Witches of Eastwick, The Big Lebowski, In Bruges, Full Metal Jacket, There Will Be Blood 2'05 - Toy Story, Casablanca, Encino Man, The Women, Predator, Army of Darkness, They Live, Uncle Buck, Big Trouble in Little China, New Jack City, Billy Madison. 34K Volt Switch Fail! What Happens When A Hippie Gives You 30 Hits Of Acid.
16868303. Move over Taurus Judge here comes the Smith & Wesson Governor ! - GUNBOOK. Beer Troubleshooting. Jetpack On Skis Video. These images will ruin your childhood. The Party Bible: The Zorro Video. Changing A Tire On A Moving Jeep Video. First person view of a mountain bike race in urban Chile. TROLOLOLOLOLOLOL. News: It's Healthy To Stare At Women's Chests Video. GTFO. Banned iPad 2 Promo. This Crazy Fool Is Ready To Go On A Date! (Starts To Spazz Out)