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If you've watched bad stand-up or beer commercials or listened to awful morning drive time radio DJs (Science has yet to prove the existence of any other type) you know about all of the supposed differences between men and women. The #1 topic of conversation among male hack comics is their nagging, chatter-box wives, and for hack females it's... well, vibrators. But their insensitive, slob of a husband is a very close second. Well, it turns out there's a reason those comics and beer companies keep making those jokes. Many of the exciting advances in brain mapping and genetic research are proving that some of the oldest, most hackneyed gender-based stereotypes are totally true. Women Can't Drive and Park For Shit
There are some universally acknowledged truths when it comes to dating. These themes are repeated on sitcoms, in romantic comedies and in your buddy Paul's hookup stories that he totally swears are true, bro. And, according to science, most of it is wrong. That's right; somehow, you know even less about romance than you thought you did. Gamers Are Lonely Virgins
Since it seems like every movie star, athlete and politician is just a sex scandal waiting to happen, you could almost think that it's not possible to be a prominent person without also having an utterly depraved sex life behind the scenes. And looking back at the great men of history... we're starting to wonder if that's right on the money. Albert Einstein , Time magazine's man of the century, is simply the most famous scientist in the history of the planet.
Cracked.com's new book is now on sale . What follows is one of the classic articles that appear in the book, along with 18 new articles that you can't read anywhere else. Every month magazines like Cosmo , Playboy and Boob Fancy write up some titillating article about places you just have to have sex at least once in your life. All of them seem to operate on the Hollywood idea that having sex while, say, zooming down the Pacific Coast Highway on a motorcycle is well worth the risks involved. Well, you should at least know the dangers of these fantasy sex locations before you get drunk enough to try it.