The Most Epic “Bad Grammar” Rant Of All Time. Official Site of The Loose Canon. 6 Lies About the Human Body You Learned in Kindergarten. When we reach the age of 2, we start to have a few questions about our bodies.
At first they're simple. "Will that toy fit into the wet hole in the middle of my face? " But as we mature, the questions become more complex and too numerous for any reasonable human being to answer. It's no coincidence that around this time, our parents ship us off to school, where someone is paid to give us answers. Unfortunately, many of the answers you get there are lies that seem specifically designed to make the world around you seem boring.
Note: The human body is like a used car -- from the moment we first get inside one, we're constantly told lies that make it sound like a magical machine, when really it's just a wad of flesh and bone held that's just barely keeping itself together (especially if you drive a Kia). Getty Sight, smell, touch, taste, hearing.
And wannabe intellectuals have rocked the comb forward/beard combo ever since. The Truth: GettyPictured: #19, smision. Oh, yeah. The 10 Coolest Foreign Words The English Language Needs. Have you ever blurted out, "Wow, that guy is just so...so...
" and then were left floundering with nothing to say? Well, it's not always your fault. English doesn't have words for every situation, or even the ones that happen every damned day. Fortunately, other languages usually do. And since we already borrow words from them (just recently we've taken "schadenfreude," the German word for pleasure in someone else's misfortune) here's a few that we need to pick up right away: Bakku-shan (Japanese) Means: A beautiful girl... as long as she's being viewed from behind. Say you're in a bar, and you look over to see the most incredible sight you've ever seen: a tall, slim woman with a waterfall of dark copper hair, an ass like a fresh peach in shrinkwrap and legs all the way down to the floor.
That's when she turns to look at you. Bile rises in your throat. Congratulations, you have just been a victim of bakku-shan: a girl that looks attractive from behind, but not from the front. The 11 Most Unintentionally Gay Rap Lyrics Ever. With all of the negative press surrounding hip-hop music, rappers often complain about the media taking their lyrics out of context, to make them seem more violent or misogynistic than they really are.
As a journalistic institution built on a foundation of honesty and integrity, we would never stoop to such lows. But take those lyrics out of context to make them sound gay? We're on it. The Lyric: "Man I'm done saying that I'm done playing, Im'ma a start laying any of these motherfucking cocksuckers. " The Lyric:Man on phone: "I got beef, I wanna see what you got, and if I like it I'll cop". 50 Cent: "Damn nigga, you hot! " The Lyric: "But don't get me wrong, most fellas do rock. " Jay-Z feat. The Lyric:Jay-Z: "Hey fella, I been watchin' you clockin'" MB: "Who me holding down this block it ain't nothing, you the man nigga, now stop frontin'.
" Arizona. Dumbledore. Albus Dumbledore is a talented wizard with the combined powers of Gandalf, Doctor Who and the Sorcerer Supreme.
He is also probably the shittiest headmaster to ever run a school. &&(navigator.userAgent Just The Facts Dumbledore is a wizard from the Harry Potter books. We know he's a wizard because he wears a pointy hat and pajamas, has a fire hazard hanging from his face and he even started casting actual spells in the fourth or fifth book. A Powerful Wizard Dumbledore's primary strategy for fighting an invincible force of evil was to hide with a bunch of kids and just hope that one turned out to be a custom-made anti-Voldemort bomb. A Good Man According to author J.K.
A Selfless Magician Dumbledore had access to some of the most powerful magical artifacts in existence. Funny notices in hotels. Here are a collection of funny notices that made our foreign holiday one long laugh.
English is such a difficult language to learn, just the smallest mistake in a hotel notice can produce a hilarious joke. Holiday at Tokyo Hotel Funny Hotel Notices In The Lobby: English well speaking. We take your bags and send them in all direction. Funny Notices In the Bedroom: Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. Ф Funny Notices In a the Bar: Special cocktails: For the ladies with nuts. Funny Holiday Notices In the Hotel Shop For your convenience, we recommend courteous, efficient self-service. Funny Notices In the Hotel Grounds Stop. Would you like to ride on your own ass? Bizarre Items Left in Hotel Rooms An international hotel chain has released information about the bizarre items left in hotel rooms.