POrtal: Terminal Velocity. 25 Funny T-Shirts for Designers and Developers. Everyone loves an original and unique t-shirt. Fashion statements aside, they do give a slight insight into your personality, your current mood and sets you apart from the crowd. This article is not a collection of the best designed t-shirts by the best designers, this is a collection of t-shirts especially for designers and developers. Those poor suffering souls that have to endure the pain and distress of the questions from everyday Joe’s (“you work with a computer, do you? Will you fix mine?”) And have to work with the many pitfalls and perils that the web offers (IE6 and Flash intros). Yes, this collection is for you! Compiled exclusively for WDD by Paul Andrew from SpeckyBoy Know of any other great funny t-shirts? A Comprehensive Guide To Gang Signs. Jesus Is A Jerk [18 PICS. A Tribute to Al Bundy of Married... With Children. The FOX sitcom Married… with Children, which ran for 11 seasons, gave us the American hero Al Bundy — patriarch of a dysfunctional family from Chicago.
Why was he an American hero? Because he represented the working class schmuck who had a lousy job, an annoying wife, a slutty daughter, a weasel son, yet still managed to wisecrack his way through the day as he fitted shoes on fat women. In other words, he was a hero because he handled situations that we all could relate to. Played expertly by Ed O’Neill, Al Bundy was no Archie Bunker. Al was dumber. He longed for his glory days as a high school football star. Bundy’s job: Gary’s Shoes & Accessories for Today’s Woman at the New Market MallSalary: Between $3.20 and $3.25 an hour Al Bundy Quotes A Fat Woman Walked into the Shoe Store… Bundy’s favorite pizza topping: Extra cheeseBundy’s favorite TV show: Psycho DadBundy’s dream toilet: FergusonBundy’s favorite toilet paper: “Aurora White” Al Bundy Links No Ma’am Al Bundy Tattoos Al Bundy vs.
STSS. Steve Jobs' Obituary (As Edited by Apple Auto-Correct) If it weren’t for Steve Jobs’ visionary inventiveness that brought the world the Apple Macintosh computer, the iMac, the iPhone and the iPad, word slaves like us, especially people like me who make their living primarily on the web, wouldn’t have much of a career to speak of outside of an unemployment line or bars frequented by guys who used to write “Airwolf” and “Riptide” episodes. Of course, with all great technologies come its well-meaning and rusty flaws and any writer who tried to type out an email to his editor that his “story might be late,” only to have him read that his “Laurie might get laid” knows the pains of iOS “auto-correct”.
So it is with this mix of loving respect and admiration for this man that we give Mr. Jobs the same tribute. In fond remembrance, here is Steve Jobs’ obituary, as edited by Apple auto-correct. “When I was 1776, I read a quo that went something like, ‘If you liver each day as if it was your flaccid, someday you’ll most serpent be right,’” Joes said. The Likability of Angry Birds. Home Invasion! 21 Hilarious Examples Of Unintentional Porn. October 11, 2010 | 35 Comments » | Topics: compilation , LOL Loading ... Hot Stories From Around The Web Other Awesome Stories. Snacks & Food. Tech Stuffs. 14 Things That Never Happen In Real Life. August 1, 2011 | 1 Comment and 0 Reactions | Topics: List , LOLs , Pictures ( via ) Loading ...
Other Stories You Might Like Hot Stories Around The Web. 35 Entertaining 404 Error Pages. "404 Not Found. " These three little words can make any Internet explorer an unhappy camper. After all, who hopes to click on a broken link or stumble upon a moved or deleted page while cruising around the web? Luckily, some web designers have chosen to end the misery of encountering a 404 error page.
Instead of letting their site readers bump heads with a nasty dead-end error message, they've managed to squeeze a little entertainment out of it. Below you'll find some of the most entertaining 404 error pages on the web. Update (1/14): If you like these, check out our new list of entertaining 404 error pages, suggested by Mashable readers. More Web Design Resources from Mashable: - 12 Beginner Tutorials for Getting Started With Photoshop- Use Adobe Fonts in Your Own Web Designs- 10 Essential Free E-Books for Web Designers- 12 Beginner Tutorials for Getting Started with Adobe Illustrator- 6 New Mac Apps for Designers and Developers.
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The long and the short of it is that it’s a fragrance that smells like vagina, and you rub it on yourself. Encased in a tiny glass vial equipped with a roll-on applicator, Vulva is designed to be used whenever the fancy for a quick whiff of twat strikes. “The vial is shaken gently….only a tiny amount of the slightly yellow, desirable substance is applied onto the back of the hand….and the irrisistible smell that exudes from a sensuous vagina immediately intensifies your erotic fantasies and starts the film rolling in your head.”
Funny Demotivational Posters (45 pics) Pics | 30 Nov, 2010 | Views: 24980 | More demotivational posters you can find HERE. Do you like it? It is just one of the thousands of posts that we have on the Acidcow.com. Please visit our main page to see other great pictures and videos! Fomvi.jpg (528×1630) The 100 Most Controversial Tweets. What Your Phone Says About You [Graphic] Sometimes the guys in our office like to get in stupid fights about phones. Yeah I know they do it on the blog, but they also do it in private as well times 1000. It is essentially the song that never ends, with Mike Arrington and Jason Kincaid erring on the side of Android and MG well, sigh. Here’s Arrington’s take on one such fight that happened today: “Earlier this evening in the office Jason Kincaid and I, both Android users, asked MG yet again why he won’t admit the iPhone flaws.
While I’m sure it exists, I’ve never seen a girl get in a pissing match over a phone. And while I would not throw down for my iPhone 4, I have to say that the comic is pretty accurate, especially the dinosaur part. Thanks: Csectioncomics. Bubbles perv. Yes We Can... Use Obama to Get Our Rocks Off. There are those who love Obama, and there are those who really love Obama. For the latter, there is the Obamarator—a decidedly creepy vibrator that resembles a giant Obama PEZ dispenser (or, in this case, a PREZ dispenser). The Obamarator “personal stimulus package” costs $29.99, is waterproof and operates using two AA batteries.
It also boasts multiple speeds, ranging from “conservative” to “extreme liberal.” Obamarators are so popular that it is already too late to receive one in time for the holidays; however, if you are one of the few people who hadn’t been planning to give an Obama vibrator to everyone you know this Christmas (weirdo!) , you can still order one for delivery in 2011. In addition, there are a host of Obamarator t-shirts, stickers, postcards and condoms to tide you over while you wait. We’re suprised that anyone would find it arousing to rub our Commander in Chief’s plastic noggin on their most sensitive parts, but clearly, a lot of people do. Epic Fails. Part 10 (69 pics) The 10 most brutal Facebook ownings – Guyism. Awesome Things From The '80s (64 pics) Pics | 6 Oct, 2010 | Views: 34425 | Here is some retro-awesomeness for all of you who grew up in the 80's. Do you like it? It is just one of the thousands of posts that we have on the Acidcow.com.
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