Guy Receives Wrong Number Text From Crazy Person And Replies With Hilarious Memes. By Bryan Brunati Aug 19, 2015 Plenty of people have received wrong number texts, and some know the best ways to handle one, but the guy below couldn't seem to convince the woman that was texting him that she was texting the wrong number.
See if you can keep up with this dramatic, tangled soap opera that begins with a pretty fabulous wedding (or prom) picture from a person eventually known as "Miss Taken. " The woman then decided to call this guy and left this angry message: The Waiting Room. Cyanide & Happiness (Explosm.net) EoMRMiC.jpg (JPEG Image, 1200 × 734 pixels) - Scaled (85%)
Dark Horizon textbooks go beyond “Hello my name is…” to “Who are you calling a bitch, bitch!” Those who have taught English at a school in Japan would likely have encountered the New Horizon textbook series.
Starting off with the basics of English, it takes students through a series of Rockwellian incidents such as “my grandma who goes to baseball games, but doesn’t know the rules.” One man who has clearly gone through these idyllic situations one too many times is Brain Reyes. Taking New Horizon’s main characters ten years into their bleak futures, he has written a new version of the English textbook: Dark Horizon. A piece which seems created to exorcise the memories of New Horizon for both student and teacher alike, it also provides uniquely useful phrases you’re not likely to find in any other textbook including “I love you like a fat kid loves cake” and “That’s not just any stack of boxes, that’s my house.” The book begins by introducing us to the cast of characters who will guide us through our journey of learning English. Source: Amazon via NetLab (Japanese) Chinese passenger opens plane door for fresh air.
A Chinese airline passenger pulled open an emergency exit as his plane was about to take off because he “just wanted fresh air”, Chinese media have reported.
The man had not realised that opening the door was dangerous, staff members said. The safety scare on Sunday came days after a passenger on another domestic flight opened the emergency exit moments after his plane landed - deploying the shute - saying that he was in a hurry to get off. There is growing concern in China that the behaviour of travellers, particularly those venturing overseas, is damaging the image of the country. An AirAsia flight from Bangkok to Nanjing had to return to Thailand last week after an angry Chinese passenger threw scalding water at a flight attendant.
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Gui wasted no time in proving that she has humor and a set of enviable assets as she posted pictures proving how much her ample chest could contain. The answer? A tablet. Check out the rest of her quirky and slightly sultry photos too! The Amazon Reviews for a $1,300 Swiss Army Knife Are Hilarious. By Max Miller Jun 25, 2014 There is absolutely no reason you would ever need a Swiss Army Knife that costs over a thousand dollars.
Just look at how ridiculous this thing is in the picture below. If you do buy it, it's a good thing your wallet will be significantly lighter because with that behemoth in your pocket, you'll already be weighed down enough. We're not the only ones who think this product is ridiculous. 00-tease-1.jpg (JPEG Image, 450 × 600 pixels)
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In what sounds like an April Fools joke but is apparently a legitimate story complete with pics, the bomber may have blown the explosive in his face when he forgot to set his watch for Daylight Savings. The bomb went off too soon. Original.gif (GIF Image, 330 × 312 pixels) 1920514_621862647867440_238865037_n.png (PNG Image, 640 × 480 pixels) Funny photos, irish handcuffs. Sesame-street-characters-humans-1.jpg (JPEG Image, 338 × 600 pixels) - Scaled (61%) Cold. Lies.png (PNG Image, 700 × 711 pixels) - Scaled (42%) 1052. Emily.
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When you're done, you can ride off into the sunset. Or wherever this kid wound up. (If you do wind up there, can you bring him back? His parents are still looking for him.) Someone's having trouble shedding their holiday weight. Tumblr. Funny tweets, funniest tweets, funny jokes, justinshanes. Funny tweets, funniest tweets, funny jokes, bornferal. Funny tweets, funniest tweets, funny jokes, Home Halfway. A Guide To Labeling Men, According To Most Women. Photos. 60 People Share The Shortest, Funniest Joke They Know. Matt Bors on Right-Wing Hypocrisy Over Police Violence. Christopher Columbus was awful (but this other guy was not) Sources: All of the information in this essay came from A People's History of the United States, by Howard Zinn, and Lies My Teacher Told Me, by James W. Loewen, both of which uses primary sources such as eyewitness accounts, journal entries, and letters from Christopher Columbus himself.
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A holidaymaker told yesterday how he caught and ate an octopus on holiday – only to discover it was only the SECOND six-legged specimen ever found. Mechanical engineer Labros Hydras, 49, pulled the freak creature – dubbed a ‘hexapus’ – from the sea as he went snorkelling in Greece. He followed local tradition by smashing it against a rock to kill it and then took it to a nearby taverna to cook. Labros Hydras his daughter Areti, ten, and son Arion, six admire the six legged octopus or hexapus which they found while on holiday in Greece. Asiana Airlines Planning To Sue NTSB And TV Station That Aired Racist Pilot Names. Thefrogman: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by. In Stores Now. Food for thought. The Art of Living. What Do Hate Groups Think of Jennifer Lawrence?
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