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Blog by Jimmy RuskaAdd me: Youtube, Twitter, Facebook, MySpace Share: More OMFG-Good Links See all Posts in the Funny Pictures category. My gmail username is JimmyRuska. We've always done it that way. Does the statement, “We’ve always done it that way” ring any bells? The US standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet 8.5 inches, which is an odd number. Why was that gauge used? Because that’s the way they built them in England, and English expatriates built the US Railroads. The English built them like that because the first rail lines were made by the same people who created the pre-railroad tramways, and that’s the gauge they used.

But then why did “they” use that gauge then? Why did the wagons have that particular odd wheel spacing? If they tried to use any other spacing, the wagon wheels would break on some of the old, long distance roads in England, because that’s the spacing of the wheel ruts. The surprising answer is that Imperial Rome constructed the first long distance roads in Europe (and England) for their legions and those roads have been used ever since.

Since the chariots were made for Imperial Rome, they were all alike in the matter of wheel spacing. Life's Instructions. Six Funny Life Lessons. Six Funny Life Lessons This was posted back in April, 2007. Shortly after, people liked it so much it got to the Digg front page. Until this day, many many people come and read these lessons everyday. Enjoy! Lesson 1: Naked Wife A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 dollars and leaves. “Who was that?” Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

Lesson 2 A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say. Lesson 3 A priest offered a lift to a Nun. Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity. Lesson 4 A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A fox jumped on the rabbit and ate it. Lesson 6. My Resignation. My Resignation I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult. I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of an 8 year-old again. I want to go to McDonald's and think that it's a four star restaurant. I want to sail sticks across a fresh mud puddle and make a sidewalk with rocks.

I want to think M&Ms are better than money because you can eat them. I want to lie under a big oak tree and run a lemonade stand with my friends on a hot summer's day. I want to return to a time when life was simple; when all you knew were colours, multiplication tables, and nursery rhymes, but that didn't bother you, because you didn't know what you didn't know and you didn't care. All you knew was to be happy because you were blissfully unaware of all the things that should make you worried or upset. I want to think the world is fair; that everyone is honest and good.

I want to believe that anything is possible. I want to live simple again. ...... " You are visitor # Our-Discussion.jpg.