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5 Ways Modern Men Are Trained to Hate Women. Photos.com I don't know what it's like to be a woman, so it's not easy for me to describe what it's like to be a man, because I don't know what you're using for context.

5 Ways Modern Men Are Trained to Hate Women

I'm going to do my best: Did you ever watch old cartoons where a character is starving on a desert island, and when another character approaches, he's so hungry that he imagines the other character as a talking piece of food? Via TV TropesThird panel omitted due to graphic content. It's like that for most men, most of the time. Right now I'm reading a book from mega-selling fantasy author George R. "When she went to the stables, she wore faded sandsilk pants and woven grass sandals. That's written from the woman's point of view. Do you see what I'm getting at? Photos.comWe also assume you have the taste of a pimp. Go look at a city skyline. All those wars we fight? It's all about you. Photos.comNope. This is really the heart of it, right here.

Which brings us back to where we started. Via Wikipedia. The 7 Most Sexist Things Ever Invented for Boobs. Breasts are made for use by mindless infants and are so powerful that they manage to reduce most adults to the same mental level. And while I'd like to promise that we'll get through this entire article without that mandatory CrackedBoobs shot from Kates Playground-- katesplayground.com NSFWEditor: In your face, McKinney! And readers! And ourselves! (motorboat sounds) Staring at breasts can reduce your IQ to something you can't even spell, let alone use, as proven by seven inventions that do for cleavage what cleavage does for intelligence tests. #7. Breast Sculpting Apparatus, Patent Application #2007/0049473 A1 (2007) Three Californians decided that the natural human breast wasn't good enough (a common thought in those parts), but instead of installing silicone, they built what looks like a power-armored brassiere.

5 Species You Won't Believe Are Related. Imagine you're an animal attending your evolutionary family reunion (just pretend that's a thing for the sake of this article intro, OK?). You might be surprised to find out how remarkably similar it is to your last family reunion: You spend the day trying to avoid "that guy" that no one wants to admit you really are related to, while the rest of your relatives randomly eat, fight or hump each other. Here are five (more) of those "that guy" relations in the animal kingdom that prove evolution just likes to mess with us. #5.

Dolphins and Hippos The cetaceans (whales and dolphins) are some of the most beloved and respected animals in the world. Now we all know that these regal creatures are mammals, so they're not as related to fish as you might otherwise think. Closest Living Relatives: Hippopotamuses Paul MaritzWe really hope this isn't some sort of hipporgy. Well, that first assumption was semi-right, but we were way off the mark on that "huge lazy fatass" part. The 5 Creepiest 'Progressive' Parenting Fads. We've shown before how nightmarish and cruel good intentions can be when parenting.

The 5 Creepiest 'Progressive' Parenting Fads

You don't want to be your old-fashioned, neglectful parents; no, you're the wave of the future, and your kids are the waviest of the future, and you know it. And then that entire line of thinking gets completely out of hand and ridiculous stuff like this starts happening. #5. Declaring Bratty Kids to Be Magical Superhumans ("Indigo Children") Getty Raising a difficult child can be hell -- it's exhausting to deal with a kid who is uncooperative, endlessly demanding and spoiled.

Only they're more likely to electrocute themselves on a socket than command lightning. Did the last part of that sentence confuse you? What is an Indigo Child? They come into the world with a feeling of royalty (and often act like it).They have a feeling of "deserving to be here," and are surprised when others don't share that.Self-worth is not a big issue. Getty"Mr. And: They seem antisocial unless they are with their own kind.

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