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Texts From Last Night. Dear Phone II. General Web Content: CAPTCHArt. [Source: CAPTCHArt] CAPTCHA-related humor began with the widespread use of CAPTCHA (and more recently reCAPTCHA) on popular blogging and forum sites.

General Web Content: CAPTCHArt

The technology is intended to stop spam by asking the user to verify a pair of distorted words, thereby proving they are not a bot. In the case of reCAPTCHA these words are pulled somewhat randomly from an archive of textual documents requiring digitization, and that random pairing of words often produces strange and comical combinations. While simple reCAPTCHA screengrabs have appeared on sites such as lamebook, and "draw your CAPTCHA" threads have been around on the Something Awful forums for well over a year, the practice really took off when Moot implemented reCAPTCHA on the 4chan boards. Users took their extensive MS Paint skills and trollface comic generators and produced a wide variety of CAPTCHA related art and images, a sample of which we have included here. FMyLife - FML : Your everyday life stories. Gordon Ramsay Swears at You! Best of craigslist : Girls Piss Me Off. I swear that if I wasn't sexually attracted to girls that I'd be gay.

best of craigslist : Girls Piss Me Off

At least guys make sense most the time. First off, girls just talk way too much. When you're with your other girlfriends, go ahead and talk about whatever the fuck you want. I don't care. But why exactly do you think that I care about the kind of day that your sisters co-workers dog had? Stop over complicating everything. Stop getting upset at guys for trying to help solve your problems. One of the most insanely frustrating things about women is the constant reassurance.

And fuck all you ultra-hot girls that bitch about the most retarded things. And finally, yay for you. Girls...you piss me the fuck off. The Daily WTF: Curious Perversions in Information Technology. Home. We’ve all heard the “official conspiracy theory” of the Death Star attack.

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We all know about Luke Skywalker and his ragtag bunch of rebels, how they mounted a foolhardy attack on the most powerful, well-defended battle station ever built. And we’ve all seen the video over, and over, and over, of the one-in-a-million shot that resulted in a massive chain reaction that not just damaged, but completely obliterated that massive technological wonder. Like many, I was fed this story when I was growing up. But as I watched the video, I began to realize that all was not as it seemed. And the more I questioned the official story, the deeper into the rabbit hole I went. Uncomfortable Questions about the Death Star Attack 1) Why were a handful of rebel fighters able to penetrate the defenses of a battle station that had the capability of destroying an entire planet and the defenses to ward off several fleets of battle ships?

The above photos show Death Star defenses. The Magic Missile Theory. The Bureau of Communication - Fill-in-the-blank Correspondence. America's Only Humor Website. Hurtful and Unhelpful › The lighter side of the useless British press. QDB: Top 100 Quotes. <Donut[AFK]> HEY EURAKARTE <Donut[AFK]> INSULT <Eurakarte> RETORT <Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-RETORT <Eurakarte> QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE <Donut[AFK]> SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE FUCK UP <Eurakarte> NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM <Donut[AFK]> RIPOSTE <Donut[AFK]> ADDON RIPOSTE <Eurakarte> COUNTER-RIPOSTE <Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE <Eurakarte> NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON <Miles_Prower> RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES <Eurakarte> WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD <Miles_Prower> ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS <Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars <Cthon98> ********* see!

QDB: Top 100 Quotes

<AzureDiamond> hunter2 <AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me <Cthon98><AzureDiamond> ******* <Cthon98> thats what I see <AzureDiamond> oh, really? <Cthon98> Absolutely <AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2 <AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you? Mment is free:Charlie Brooker.