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One Wish. « Blog Archive « The Magnificent Whatever. El_pez_by_allanced.jpg (JPEG Image, 500x406 pixels) 193344] When a guy says GO MAKE ME A SANDWICH, what's a... - Memerial.net. Best free runners in the world. Tell Me A Holocaust Joke Siri. How evil you are (according to your mustache) 14697-1320855109-47.jpg (JPEG Image, 625x340 pixels) Here is an old pic of me. Remember. Let's watch a video on youtube, class. Changes-channels.jpg (JPEG Image, 425x294 pixels) 32232.jpg (JPEG Image, 1199x782 pixels) Life Hacks. Axis of Awesome - 4 Four Chord Song (with song titles) - StumbleUpon. The truth of Life. Cheating. Random Thoughts of People Our Age. A Large Can Of Whoop-A** And A Side Of Just Desserts. (Around my restaurant area a lot of kids hang out, most of whom are the unfavorable type.

A Large Can Of Whoop-A** And A Side Of Just Desserts

This day in particular, one of them decides to open the door and swear at everyone inside/) Kid: “All of you are f***ing b****es!” (We ignore it and try to continue work as if nothing happened.) Kid: “F*** you, f***ing pigs!” (We ignore it again and this repeats for another two times. Kid: “Girls should stay in the kitchen!” Me: “Hey, stop that or I’ll call security.” Kid: *looks at me up and down* “Whatever! (The kid continues to talk dirty and make gestures to me, so I cut it off there.)

Me: “Get out of here before I start breaking your legs.” (The kid looks shocked, probably because he didn’t expect anyone to snap back at him. Mother: “Look, my son told me you threatened to break his legs! Me: “Did he also tell you he was harassing us?” Mother: “He told me he was talking to people when you–" *pushes index finger into my chest* "–threatened to break his legs!” Me: “I can tell you, now, Ma’am. Random funny pictures. Presidential Prank of the Day. 268265_700b.jpg (JPEG Image, 500x4266 pixels) - Scaled (15.

1299871944_kid-vs-lion-at-the-zoo.gif (GIF Image, 270x221 pixels) Daddy's Rules. Rule #1 If you pull into my driveway and honk your horn, you'd better be delivering a package, because you sure as hell are NOT picking anything up.

Daddy's Rules

Rule #2 Do NOT touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do NOT peer at anything below her neck. If you can NOT keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them. Rule #3 I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips.

Rule #4 I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "Barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Rule #5 It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Rule #6 I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. Rule #7 Rule #8 Rule #9 Do NOT lie to me. Rule #10 Be afraid. Silly Mind Tricks. Video. Zombie-5-second-20100805-063017.jpg (JPEG Image, 536x694 pixels) 12b.jpg (JPEG Image, 590x745 pixels) - Scaled (86%) Youre-like-a-drug.jpg (JPEG Image, 400x135 pixels) It might sound funny, but there are ways to get free weed if you don't have money.

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The first thing to add of course it that drugs are bad. You should not use drugs, even if they are free. But if you are going to smoke weed anyway you might as well do so without losing money. Here are some tips. Grow your own Growing your own weed is illegal in many countries and states but not in all. Stop smoking Well, We can't repeat enough. Normal_769912219.jpg (JPEG Image, 650x648 pixels) - Scaled (99%) Turtles-only-weakness. Cq.jpg (JPEG Image, 500x500 pixels) 10 cents a minute. Untitled. A Bunch of Everything // Author: Josh So funny. 20100716-my-three-rocks.png (PNG Image, 300x9000 pixels) - Scaled (7%)