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'Stoned wallabies make crop circles'

Lara Giddings, the attorney general for the island state of Tasmania, said the kangaroo-like marsupials were getting into poppy fields grown for medicine. She was reporting to a parliamentary hearing on security for poppy crops. Australia supplies about 50% of the world's legally-grown opium used to make morphine and other painkillers. "The one interesting bit that I found recently in one of my briefs on the poppy industry was that we have a problem with wallabies entering poppy fields, getting as high as a kite and going around in circles," Lara Giddings told the hearing. "Then they crash," she added. Rescued. In the neutral zone. WTF...? Trim. IMPOSTER! Creative ad inside a lift. Irrelevant Status Update. Arrival @ Airport. Baby! Can you get me a beer? Our connected world... MY CAPS. I'm with Stupid. Hey Jude. Lobster for Dinner. Paper Ceiling Cat (DIY) Useless Superpowers. Hitler vs. Chaplin.

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