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Teenormous - Funny t-shirts, vintage tees, custom tshirts and cool shirts from all over the internet. The T-Shirt Brotherhood - Twitter brought us together. T-Shirts keep us together. T-shirt designers interacting with fans and displaying the goods. (yes, women can join too!) Shirt Fight t-shirts - New cool and unique tees - Weekly tshirt design contest! The TShirt Vault - Giving away $10,000 in prizes!

T-shirts Around the Internet. Troundup – The T-shirt Lover's Blog. Compete-tee-tion.com | a t-shirt competition guide for designers and enthusiasts. Panda Polo. Second Place winner in Derby #6, with 623 votes!

Panda Polo

Sure, pandas are pretty to look at and wondrous to contemplate. But what have they ever done for us? Aside from raising revenues for zoos and protecting us from rampaging bamboo, not much, friend. Not much. GI Metro. From Monday through Thursday this week, Shirt.Woot will be selling some of our favorite non-winning designs from the first few weeks of our Derby.

GI Metro

There may be no second acts in American lives, but it turns out there are second acts in American t-shirt design competitions. You're trying to get to the liver? See, what you wanna do is take the red line past the stomach, then switch trains at the small intestine. Счастливый Пятидесятый День рождения! Is fifty years since glorious Sputnik triumph establish incontestable Soviet supremacy in all things technical!

Счастливый Пятидесятый День рождения!

Forces of people's revolution encircle final capitalist bastion of Earth! Satellite's mighty "beep" herald universe free of exploitation, corruption, and Access Hollywood! Only matter of time until imperialists collapse under force of intergalactic socialism! Outer space biggest domino of all! The Apathy Monster. Third Place in Derby #22 (Other Words Of The Year), with 252 votes!

The Apathy Monster

It’s so boring up on Cranberry Mountain. Boring and soft. It’s like a big carpet up here. Mmmm. When Penguins Bribe Polar Bears. Because we like holidays too, overnight orders will arrive by 12/27.

When Penguins Bribe Polar Bears

First Place in Derby #21, with 675 votes! Welcome to Antarctic Sensations Resorts, sir! I trust your trip down wasn’t too uncomfortable? Allow me to help you out of your coat. No? I've Heard of the 70's. Editors’ Choice Week: designs that may not have won a Derby, but did win a place in our hearts.

I've Heard of the 70's

Awwww. Remember Three’s Company? Fonzie was on that, you know. My mom told me all about it, or maybe I saw it on Nick At Night. It was a long time ago so I don’t remember. Lady out of water. First Place in Derby #31(Water), with 870 votes!

Lady out of water

Sailors tell the story of the woman made of water. They say she comes silently, like a slow tide, drawn by the harvest moon. Do the Robot! All Pop, No Lock 2nd place in Derby #96: Dance, with 934 votes!

Do the Robot!

Maybe I shouldn’t have gotten violent with the meatbag. But enough is enough. Oh yeah, everybody thinks the robot is hilarious – except those of us who actually have to live as robots. If you could only move your arms and legs in stiff, right-angled jerks, you wouldn’t have much tolerance for some doofus in a sweatsuit and goggles imitating you, either. Music industry. We’re not working today.

Music industry

Overnighted orders will arrive on Tuesday. There’s an old saying about legislation and sausages, often attributed to Otto von Bismarck—a guy who knew a little something about both. If you care about music, though, you probably do want to see it being made. On the Prowl. 1st Place in Derby #74: One Continuous Line, with 706 Votes!

On the Prowl

Nice try, leopard. We appreciate the effort, jaguar. You’ve done some good work, lion. But let’s face it: of the Big Four wild cats, can’t nobody touch the tiger. It’s the biggest. Dinosaurs Who Are Communist for Some Reason. October Evolution Little-know fact: Karl Marx was almost born an Iguanadon. 3rd place in Derby #80: Double-Take Derby 4, with 683 votes!

New Waves. At Least, We Don’t Think It’s A Video-Game Reference They are the very model of a loudly vocal minority: “Why doesn’t Shirt.Woot sell more artistic grownup-type shirts?” A cartoon penguin gives them fits. Strike! 1st place in Derby #42: Join the Revolution! , with 759 votes! Revolting? Comrade, until you’ve had one of those hot dogs they serve at the snack bar, you don’t know what revolting is. Facade. Who says you can’t have it all? This luxury 83-bedroom, 64-bath home is the face of contemporary upscale living, with sweeping columns, a watchtower, and multiple rotundae. A gigantic public clock and your own personal bell tower ensure that you’ll always be on time, while fire escapes in either wing provide safety and peace of mind. A sterling example of Neo-Classical Victorian Italianate Early American anthrotecture like this won’t be on the market long.

The Bluebird of Hopelessness. Enough with the bravado. Enough with the posing. Enough with the mystic Chinese or Celtic or Runic or Japanese characters that probably mean something far more embarrassing than what you think they mean. What this world needs is more honest tattoos. Next time, instead of that meaningless fantasy tat you were going to get, try UNEMPLOYABLE in big Olde English lettering across your throat. Or maybe cover your chest with the mugshot from your most recent DUI, rendered in the style of Boris Vallejo if that makes you feel better. The Walrus vs The Eggmen. Risky Business. Love of Money. Treacherous Waters. Music Pirate. To the Top in the Style of Da Vinci. All Hands on Deck. The Tycoon of ICE. $