Teenormous - Funny t-shirts, vintage tees, custom tshirts and cool shirts from all over the internet. The T-Shirt Brotherhood - Twitter brought us together. T-Shirts keep us together. T-shirt designers interacting with fans and displaying the goods. (yes, women can join too!) Shirt Fight t-shirts - New cool and unique tees - Weekly tshirt design contest! The TShirt Vault - Giving away $10,000 in prizes!
T-shirts Around the Internet. Troundup – The T-shirt Lover's Blog. a t-shirt competition guide for designers and enthusiasts. Panda Polo. Second Place winner in Derby #6, with 623 votes!
Sure, pandas are pretty to look at and wondrous to contemplate. But what have they ever done for us? Aside from raising revenues for zoos and protecting us from rampaging bamboo, not much, friend. GI Metro. From Monday through Thursday this week, Shirt.Woot will be selling some of our favorite non-winning designs from the first few weeks of our Derby.
There may be no second acts in American lives, but it turns out there are second acts in American t-shirt design competitions. You're trying to get to the liver? See, what you wanna do is take the red line past the stomach, then switch trains at the small intestine. Счастливый Пятидесятый День рождения! Is fifty years since glorious Sputnik triumph establish incontestable Soviet supremacy in all things technical!
Forces of people's revolution encircle final capitalist bastion of Earth! Satellite's mighty "beep" herald universe free of exploitation, corruption, and Access Hollywood! Only matter of time until imperialists collapse under force of intergalactic socialism! The Apathy Monster. Third Place in Derby #22 (Other Words Of The Year), with 252 votes!
It’s so boring up on Cranberry Mountain. Boring and soft. It’s like a big carpet up here. When Penguins Bribe Polar Bears. Because we like holidays too, overnight orders will arrive by 12/27.
First Place in Derby #21, with 675 votes! Welcome to Antarctic Sensations Resorts, sir! I trust your trip down wasn’t too uncomfortable? Allow me to help you out of your coat. No? I've Heard of the 70's. Editors’ Choice Week: designs that may not have won a Derby, but did win a place in our hearts.
Awwww. Remember Three’s Company? Fonzie was on that, you know. My mom told me all about it, or maybe I saw it on Nick At Night. It was a long time ago so I don’t remember. Lady out of water. First Place in Derby #31(Water), with 870 votes!
Sailors tell the story of the woman made of water. They say she comes silently, like a slow tide, drawn by the harvest moon. Do the Robot! All Pop, No Lock 2nd place in Derby #96: Dance, with 934 votes!
Maybe I shouldn’t have gotten violent with the meatbag. But enough is enough. Oh yeah, everybody thinks the robot is hilarious – except those of us who actually have to live as robots. Music industry. We’re not working today.
Overnighted orders will arrive on Tuesday. On the Prowl. 1st Place in Derby #74: One Continuous Line, with 706 Votes!
Nice try, leopard. We appreciate the effort, jaguar. You’ve done some good work, lion. But let’s face it: of the Big Four wild cats, can’t nobody touch the tiger. It’s the biggest. Dinosaurs Who Are Communist for Some Reason. October Evolution Little-know fact: Karl Marx was almost born an Iguanadon. 3rd place in Derby #80: Double-Take Derby 4, with 683 votes! What killed the dinosaurs? Capitalism. Only through a keen understanding of the theory and praxis of class struggle can any species hope to break the free market’s brutal cycle of boom and extinction. New Waves. At Least, We Don’t Think It’s A Video-Game Reference They are the very model of a loudly vocal minority: “Why doesn’t Shirt.Woot sell more artistic grownup-type shirts?”
A cartoon penguin gives them fits. Strike! 1st place in Derby #42: Join the Revolution! Facade. Who says you can’t have it all? This luxury 83-bedroom, 64-bath home is the face of contemporary upscale living, with sweeping columns, a watchtower, and multiple rotundae. A gigantic public clock and your own personal bell tower ensure that you’ll always be on time, while fire escapes in either wing provide safety and peace of mind. A sterling example of Neo-Classical Victorian Italianate Early American anthrotecture like this won’t be on the market long. The Bluebird of Hopelessness. Enough with the bravado. Enough with the posing. Enough with the mystic Chinese or Celtic or Runic or Japanese characters that probably mean something far more embarrassing than what you think they mean. What this world needs is more honest tattoos. Next time, instead of that meaningless fantasy tat you were going to get, try UNEMPLOYABLE in big Olde English lettering across your throat. Or maybe cover your chest with the mugshot from your most recent DUI, rendered in the style of Boris Vallejo if that makes you feel better.
With a real truth-in-tattooing law, it’d be so much easier to tell the difference between potential lover and pathetic loser, between cool and criminally psychotic. This shirt was designed by: St. Wear this shirt: out on the town and maybe, just maybe, the ladies will finally let you have a moment’s peace. The Walrus vs The Eggmen. 3rd place in Derby #66: Versus, with 905 votes! The Walrus and the Egg Men Had a long-ongoing feud, The Egg Men thought the walrus coarse, Obnoxious, gruff and rude And for his part, the Walrus saw The Egg Men just as food.
“The time has come,” the Walrus said, “To sound the funeral bell— To scramble all your yellow yolks And crush each little shell— And cast your eggy souls into The deepest eggy hell.” “Oh, yeah?” Risky Business. Love of Money. Treacherous Waters. 1st place winner in Derby #39: Motion, with 1154 votes! I tell ya, that thing was fifty yards long if it was an inch. Swear to God. Music Pirate. To the Top in the Style of Da Vinci. All Hands on Deck. The Tycoon of ICE. $ Karl Marx said that communism would just have to happen all by itself.