Hot Chicks with Douchebags. Human Sexuality News. Weird Sex - Strange News on Love, Marriage and Sex. In matters of the heart we say, "To each his own. " There are, of course, exceptions. Here's a look at weird news involving love, sex and marriage. Alleged Amish Sex Crimes: Incest & Pedophilia Down on the Farm Pike County (Missouri) Sheriff’s Department Proving that you don't need computers or even electricity to be accused of sex with children and animals, there's been a slew of disturbing reports from Amish country, and not the kind that bring in tourists hoping to see how butter is made. The Wedding Basher: Police Say Woman Got Drunk and Violent Bay County (Florida) Sheriff's Office Some people cry at weddings... others just go nuts. Woman Claims Sex Change to Use Man's Ski Ticket Summit County (Colorado) Sheriff's Department Sometimes, a lie is far worse than the truth.
Meat as a Weapon Marion County (Florida) Sheriff's Office A Florida woman is accused of beating a man with a piece of raw meat, according to the Associated Press. Things You Should Never Do In a Public Library: Masturbation. Love, Sex, Attraction…and Science. Not long ago, a group of Czech biologists embarked on an interesting experiment.Their inspiration was the enormous body of evidence that finds that human sweat carries information about a person’s gender, genetic compatibility, and reproductive state.
We breathe in other people’s body odors, and, on a subconscious level, find them attractive, passable, or repulsive. This is the sexual selection theory behind body odors. We sniff out the best mates. There’s even more going on under our noses, the researchers thought. From an evolutionary standpoint, we also ought to care about a mate’s nutritional status. After all, a good diet is an indicator of one’s overall condition — which is related to fertility and stamina. So, what would happen if you ate a lot of a strong-smelling healthy food? The researchers asked a group of subjects to eat bread laced with garlic cream cheese (the equivalent of 2-4 cloves) every day for one week.
Garlic, of course. Several explanations are offered. A Webcomic - Base System. How do you avoid staring at cleavage? IES Vol. I-IV. Casual Definitions Of Casual Sex. Far be of it for me to intrude upon our illicit activities here on CL (I am indulging too, there's no need to get uptight now, is there?) , but after a few crossed wires in my (and all of our) effort to find a warm, willing someone to touch our soft parts, I find a need. Only us overeducated and neurotic San Franciscans can fuck up something simple as casual sex, and all over definitions.
So, as a public service, here follows the definitions of some (some is key here) of the sexual liaisons available to the discerning urbanite: Sex With No Strings. Pretty simple, and to the point - humping. Lots of it. Usually in one session - thus, no strings. Guys, there are manners. Gals. Booty Call: This is someone you've SWNS'ed, or dated.
Guys and Gals - these happen FROM previous relationships. Fuck Buddy. Guys and gals, warning. However, for the meek at heart, beware. Yes folks, this is the one where you get your stories. Friends With Benefits. Gals: this is a bad way to find a boyfreind. Why I no longer want to have sex. I have decided, after much deliberation, that I will no longer be having sex. It has taken me 9 years of unsatisfactory sex to realize that men are clueless in bed and that my time will be much better spent pleasuring myself. I am aware that I will be spending a lot more money on AA batteries and I have come to terms with that. I will still be saving money, by not having to buy condoms. I just want to make it clear that it is not that I cannot have an orgasm, I have them all the time, just not with someone else in the room, it is just that guys do not get what it takes to get a woman off.
For the other girls out there that have not become completely disgusted with the lack of sexual ability among men, I will lay out these rules for men to follow: 1-Breasts are attached. 2-Nipples are sensitive. 3-There are more to our breasts that the nipples and the entire breast would like attention too. 4-Fingering is a multi step process. 6-Oral sex should not be as dull as watching paint dry. Sexual Relationship Database. Rubbers of India. In New Delhi's Nirman Bhavan there is a clock, but it doesn't tell the time. It calculates the cumulative fruits of efforts initiated approximately 280 days ago. The rate of increase is approximately 29 per minute. It would've definitely been faster, if not for inventions called contraceptives. The most popular and visible form of this restrictive yet propagative is prophylactics which in more comprehensible terminology are called rubbers, love gloves, jimmy hats, raincoats or simply, condoms.
It was the revelation of the underlying meaning of the classic "Pyar hua iqrar hua, pyar se phir kyon darta hain dil (Love happened, acceptance happened. Why does the heart then fear love?) "The lubricant in latex-made condoms comes in handy for giving a smooth finish and shine to Benaras silk saris. This solves the riddle of the millions spent in free condom distribution not reflecting in the rate of growth of population and the incidence of HIV/AIDS. Some Indian condom brands: Zaroor So Hi-Life Moods.