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Ayo whattup its ya boy Big Ghost aka the mighty Hands of Zeus aka Galaxy Knuckles aka Phantom Ravilois aka Volcano Hands almighty nahmean...otherwise known as the illustrious Cocain Biceps. First off the god wanna apologize for the delay again. My bad. I take responsibility for all that shit.
Last week, news broke of MC Hammer’s latest entrepreneurial effort: a new Internet search engine called WireDoo. While we applaud the former hip-pop megastar’s grind, we can’t help feeling that the name he chose for this endeavor sounds like something he might have left in his Genie pants after one too many Taco Bell chalupas and no key to the restroom. Google is no doubt shaking, not with fear but giggles, at the WireDoo moniker. But honestly it could have been worse. In fact, here are 10 worse names that King Hammer could have put in the mix… Have You Seen Footloose (2011)?
>"ohh the rev ain't right" this one is pretty simple, the reverand. The reverand had 3 condoms fall out his pocket-which means he's fucking hoes, rather than his wife. 2 Dice-rev gambling too. 1 bag of dope-if he aint in trouble yet, this did it. The whole church is corrupt: Yo bottles going off in the church we broke the wine Slap the pastor didnt know pop had asthma He pulled out his blue bible change fell out his coat Three condoms two dice one bag of dope Oooh rev aint right, his church aint right Deacon is a pimp tell by his eyes Mrs. Parks said "brother Starks meet you at the number spot Heard you got red tops out and I want alot" Shirley fainted dead on the spot Two ushers slipped 80 dollars right out the pot oh shit