The best joke? The Big Yin - Billy Connolly. The King of the Wild Frontier. The Krankies. The shortest place-name. The Tartan Army. The Thirty-Nine Steps & John Buchan. The weirdest football result. The White Heather Club. Theatrical superstition. John Logie Baird & TV. Uncle Sam. John Paul Jones & US Navy. US Presidents. Sir James Dewar & Vacuum Flasks.
David Livingstone & Victoria Falls. "We're doomed!" Wee ginger people. Whisky.