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His spokesman said: “Luckily ‘safe words’ include Jesus, communion, crucifix and Keith O’Brien. 45-year-old salesman apologises for closing ceremony. It's like something from a Nick Hornby book Hayes, who organisers deemed to be the most typical man in Britain, curated the ceremony via special electrodes attached to his head which fed details of everything he likes into a giant computer.
This information was then transmitted into the Olympic Park in the form of incredibly lifelike holograms. Hayes said: “I thought that everyone loves a bit of Annie Lennox and Oasis to get themselves in the party mood but judging by the four hundred thousand death threats on my Twitter feed this morning, apparently not. “All I wanted was to recreate the brilliant spectacle of an early 1990s Brit Awards show and I tried to do that by free associating acts with the first words that came into my head, hence Fatboy Slim/octopus, and Annie Lennox/Viking boat.” Hayes said: “This is just what music concerts look like in my mind, although admittedly the last one I actually went to was Travis at the Birmingham NEC in 1999. 30 Unintentionally Inappropriate Domain Names. In theory, choosing a domain name is a simple task.
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Still nothing? 1. Jon Stewart loves Karl Rove’s meltdown on Fox when Obama wins. By Sunny Hundal 10:09 am - November 10th 2012 One of the best moments from the US election night was that of Karl Rove disagreeing with Fox News analysts that Barack Obama was going to be re-elected.
After all, Karl Rove had been in the Wall street Journal just a few days ago predicting a Romney landslide. He didn’t want to be proven wrong by the maths that quickly and comprehensively. Predictably, Jon Stewart at the Daily Show has great fun with this. He says the Karl Rove segment will ‘live forever’. Sadly, the original Jon Stewart video is now unavailable, but you can watch what happened below anyway, from a different show. Sorry, the comment form is closed at this time. This is quite brilliant. What The Sun newspaper wrote about t.
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Krankies+John+Barrowman+cause+mischief+aboard+tVmES8-RROyl.jpg (JPEG Image, 594x446 pixels) The Steamie: Jennifer O'Mahony: Scottish Independence - Taiwan animated version [WATCH] They have covered everything from Charlie Sheen's breakdown to Osama Bin Laden's death.
Now Taiwanese animation group Next Media Animation have their own unique take on the independence referendum, featuring Mel Gibson's severed head, Alex Salmond in a kilt headbutting a TV, and David Cameron admiring a Margaret Thatcher bikini calendar. Cartoon politics: the way forward? Let us know in the comments, or tweet me @jaomahony.
The CV « Curriculum Vitae. Personal Statement My name is BENEDICT LE GAUCHE and I was born on 02/05/83 which makes me 28 and ripe as a lemon. I’m looking for a job I’ll like. As a man of integrity I’m not about to try and give you the impression that all the jobs I’ve had previously were brilliant learning experiences tailor-made to equip me for precisely the job I’m applying for (hello you) when in reality they have been, for the greater part, boring and drudgerous and disheartening. I should state I was not bad at them. The capacity to bear such trials whilst retaining an at-most-times sunny disposition might be called something like ‘the ability to work under pressure’.
Work History Cleaner/Caretaker; The Women’s Organisation, Manchester ; 11/08/2010 – Present Duties include: Working out how dirty I can let the building get without Lisa complaining and then cleaning to this exact standard. Host: Zion Arts Centre, Manchester; 02/02/2011 – 28/07/2011. Vintage underwear knitting patterns available from The Retro Knitting Company.