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White Whine - A Collection of First-World Problems. Notes To My Future Husband. Lady Scouts of America. If anyone in the greater New York area wants to band together and buy a crazy amount of Girl Scout cookies and then make a video where we are eating them surrounded by boxes and boxes to counteract this little jerk’s ban, please let me know. I’ve already written some sample dialogue: "Mmm! This cookie tastes like tolerance! " "Mmm! This cookie tastes like acceptance! " "Mmm! Let’s take a scrumptious stand against bigotry. The “Finishing What You Start” Badge Here is some simple, irrefutable, definitely-true science for you: new things are the best and old things are what, huh, old things? The rush of new ideas, new jobs, new loves, new friends, new projects — is there anything like it?

But in life, we don’t call these things “homework” (sometimes we do, but shhh, grad students, be cool), we call these things “life.” Completing goals requires what experts call “follow-through,” which, like “willpower,” is an intangible force that might not exist at all. (Submitted by yrfriendliz!) (Ed. Daily Fluff. Anti joke. Pie. Sand Dunes, Puerto Panasco Mexico by Greg McOwn Storm Trooper has a point... Cat senses earthquake. Leaving messages for the future. Do you ever get drunk? By the power of God... Doctor Cat makes a friend. Hyperbole and a Half. Blogging Twilight: Index Page. We know you love Dan. We love him, too! And now, for your greater reading convenience, we're going to collect all of his Blogging Twilight posts here, in one place.

We'll update this page every time a new post goes up. Of course, you are invited to join the lovely Amanda's Facebook group, Dan Bergstein's "Blogging Twilight" is AMAZING. Also, did you realize that Dan is on Twitter? Finally, okay, listen, we get it. Blogging Twilight Blogging New Moon Blogging Eclipse Blogging Breaking Dawn Topics: Books Tags: twilight, blogging twilight, cartoons. One Day, One Deal™ 2nd place in Derby #210: Chemistry, with 825 votes! Let’s table the shirt talk for a minute. I need to discuss a serious issue with you… Oh, I’m sorry, were you expecting me to write some clever little words to sell a shirt full of clever little words? Well TOO BAD! Maybe you weren’t aware of this, but the world is rapidly depleting its clever little word resources. So, to be totally honest, I find this shirt a bit wasteful.

Listen, you may say that I’m dreamer, but I’m not the only one! Wear this shirt: periodically. Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re a total boron. This shirt tells the world: “I am in my element!” We call this color: Green. Back to top.