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This tiny Royal Antelope calf was born at the San Diego Zoo on February 8 th , weighing just 17 ounces. The smallest of the antelopes, these creatures only measure 10–12 inches high and 9–10 pounds when fully grown.
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His Little Muffuletta | Confessions of a Pioneer Woman | Ree Drummond
Well he just doesn’t willingly welcome cats with open arms on a daily basis. It’s only happened once before, and that was only after much weeping and wailing and gnashing of teeth.
Thousands of funny and intersting ways to annoy people
After visiting the local donut shop, sit on the floor cross-legged and insist in a childish voice that you haven't received enough chocolate sprinkles. Any time a member of the opposite sex tries to talk to you, hold your hand up to prevent them from saying anything and say, "Look, I know what you're going to ask me...
Facebook just added Memes to it's chat, yep, MEME EVERYWHERE! I love it
Facebook Memes Chat - Socialphy
This is absolutely worth the read! "Let me explain the problem science has with religion."
Dick Brantley, KXLY Radio Group | It Makes You Think
The following quotations are taken from official court records across the nation, showing how funny and embarrassing it is that recorders operate at all times in courts of law, so that even the slightest inadvertence is preserved for posterity.
Things People Said: Courtroom Quotations
"Multa ferunt anni venientes commoda secum, Multa recedentes adimiunt"--Horace, Ars Poetica (The years as they come bring many agreeable things with them; as they go, they take many away.) "Exemplum de simia, quae, quando plus ascendit, plus apparent posteriora eius" --Saint Bonaventure (He doth like the ape, that the higher he clymbes the more he shows his ars.