I can totally relate to this. The one and only time I tried salvia I closed my eyes while I held the hit in. When I exhaled and opened my eyes, it felt as if a great weight was pushing me down into one of the crevasses of the couch.
"TL;DR" is internet-speak for "Too long; didn't read." You'll see it used when some passionate nerd writes an exceptionally wordy comment or blog post. If one of your fellow online readers is nice enough, he or she will take the time to skim it and sum up the content in one snarky sentence. You'll find these few words say essentially the same thing the obsessive author took a dissertation to explain.
We Sparkitors have a lot of terrible sleeping habits. We're trying to kick them—they result in neck cramps and no boyfriends. Come to think of it, you probably shouldn't do these things either.