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I am not questioning the calculation, I am questioning the number the calculation is based on. From: David Thorne Date: Monday 16 August 2010 8.12pm To: sales@agl.com.au Subject: Ref. 28941739 Dear Sir/Madam, I have just received an account for the amount of $766.05. Up until this moment, my accounts have, on average, been around the one hundred and sixty dollar mark and I doubt the Holtzman field portal experiments I am conducting in my spare room would account for this discrepancy. Please correct this error immediately by typing in my reference number, clicking on the alarmingly large number, and moving the decimal point to the left. I don't care how many places. Regards, David.From: Allison HayesDate: Tuesday 17 August 2010 9.26amTo: David ThorneSubject: Re: Ref. 28941739 Hello David I have checked your account and the amount of $766.05 correctly corresponds with your usage of 3262 kWh peak and 1982 kWh off peak for the indicated supply period.

Sincerely, Allison HayesFrom: David ThorneDate: Tuesday 17 August 2010 11.04amTo: Allison HayesSubject: Re: Re: Ref. 28941739. Hyperbole and a Half. Comics, Quizzes, and Stories. The Man Repeller. This Is Why You're Fat | Where dreams become heart attacks.