Buddhism Depot: Buddhist Humor. Once there was a monk who was an expert on the Diamond Sutra, and as books were very valuable in his day, he carried the only copy in his part of the world on his back.
He was widely sought after for his readings and insight into the Diamond Sutra, and very successful at propounding its profundities to not only monks and masters but to the lay people as well. Thus the people of that region came to know of the Diamond Sutra, and as the monk was traveling on a mountain road, he came upon an old woman selling tea and cakes. The hungry monk would have loved to refresh himself, but alas, he had no money.
He told the old woman, "I have upon my back a treasure beyond knowing -- the Diamond Sutra. Funny South African Comedian Trevor Noah On Black Americans. Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: Civil Forfeiture (HBO) 29 Signs You're The Lisa Simpson Of Your Family. Invisible wall. "Tony Steinberg: Brave Seventh-Grade Viking Warrior," by TAYLOR MALI. “Like, You Know, I’m Gutless … You Know?” Bill Hicks on the JFK Assassination - from Revelations. Buddhist Extremist Cell Vows To Unleash Tranquility On West. WASHINGTON—In a 45-minute video posted on Tibetan websites Thursday, Tsuglag Rinpoche, leader of the Buddhist extremist group Kammaṭṭhāna, threatened to soon inflict a wave of peace and tranquility on the West.
Speaking in front of a nondescript altar surrounded by candles, burning sticks of incense, and a small golden statue of the Buddha, Rinpoche did not specify when or where an assault of profound inner stillness would occur, but stated in no uncertain terms that the fundamentalist Buddhist cell plans to target all Western suffering.
“In the name of the Great Teacher, we will stop at nothing to unleash a firestorm of empathy, compassion, and true selflessness upon the West,” said Rinpoche, adding that all enemies of a freely flowing, unfettered state of mind will be “besieged with pure, everlasting happiness.” Fake Orgasm Flash Mob Takes Over Katz's Because When Harry Met Sally. Photo by Ari Scott/Improv Everywhere It's not like anyone needed to revisit the fake orgasm scene from When Harry Met Sally again, but here we are!
Improv Everywhere recently situated twenty women inside Katz's Deli to recreate the scene—it starts with just one brave woman, but soon others follow and eventually the restaurant is filled with a cacophonous chorus of fake orgasms. The troupe says they staged the prank without letting the restaurant know, so the employees reactions are pretty good and surprisingly not at all "oh, this again":
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Nobody’s perfect, but how you handle it can turn an awkward moment into a partial win. Disney Finds Dozens Of Unauthorized Characters Appearing Illegally Inside Theme Park. ORLANDO, FL—Saying they were working diligently to address the problem, Walt Disney World officials acknowledged Wednesday that several dozen unauthorized characters, none of which have ever appeared in a Disney film or cartoon, had been found in recent weeks wandering throughout the theme park.
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“Reverspectives are three-dimensional paintings that when viewed from the front initially give the impression of viewing a painted flat surface that shows a perspective view,” he writes. 3782631801_d413a10a89_o1.jpg (JPEG-bilde, 1024x872 punkter) - Skalert (70 %) 11 Awesomely Incorrect Test Answers from Kids from You're Doing It Right. How To Lose Yourself In Silliness :) Links. Lesson 983 - New Realities. Do you realize how many new realities you are create every time you go clothes shopping?
As you pick over clothes on the rack, not only deciding whether or not to take a second look at each shirt/dress/pants/skirt/shoe, but also deciding how you feel about each when you try it on, then making decisions based on the cost . . . is it any wonder that some people do not like to go clothes shopping? If the walls between realities ever start breaking down, you'd be particularly throttled by the backlash just because you decided you really did need an extra shirt to go into your rotation.
Hey, look, I may have just used faulty physics to get you out of clothes shopping in the future. You're welcome. 838. Emily Seeing as Regional Snack Foods are one of my most consistent top five interests, I'm pretty into this NPR series on US regional candy, which is somewhat goofily called Americandy. Oh NPR, you'll get it right, someday. joey I am going to be writing the BRAVEST WARRIORS comic from BOOM! Studios with art by Mike Holmes.
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