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Wolves find large groups of standing people intimidating, and they dislike loud noises and sudden movements. Finally, we were deemed quiet enough, and the representatives from Mission:Wolf, a Colorado nonprofit wolf rescue facility, brought in two of their ambassador wolves on leads. As the wolves walked around the circle, occasionally sniffing audience members or licking someone's teeth (a standard wolf greeting), we were told that these are teenage wolves.
They are already starting to lose interest in humans, and when fully grown they will probably ignore us. After a few minutes, the Mission:Wolf representatives called the wolves to the middle of the room, had them jump up on tables to show us how agile they were, and do a few tricks. I was one of those lucky enough to have my teeth licked, which isn't as bad as it sounds. The reintroduction controversy Figure 1. Figure 2. Restoration, not extermination.