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Dubstep Demon Now Gives Juggling Sweden Man Power to Defy Gravity, Space-Time | ChristWire Only months ago I reported on a bizarre, terrifying video in which a young man was seen defying the limits of space-time as we know, as sure sign of demon possession. Such quickening of demonics was once only the product of intense Wiccan ritual but we’re now seeing drug-infused ravers able to pull of the same sort of magic. Their vehicle of summoning is a new dangerous form of music called dubstep and terrifyingly, your teenaged son or daughter likely has listened to this music. The lyrics to dubstep songs are taken directly from the book of Wicca, the religion of Satanists and witches.
Dubstep Demon Gives Man Power to Defy Time, Gravity | ChristWire For the past several years on ChristWire, we’ve tracked a new dangerous form of music called dubstep. Dubstep is a sub cult of their rave collective, but its adherents place electronic Satanic chants from the book of Wicca to electronic music instead of a singer’s naturally off-pitch voice as seen in standard rave music. Due to dubstep raves being covers for Satanic Wicca seances, we see a higher incidence of demon manifestation in participants to these events. In the following YouTube video, a demon has clearly given a man the ability to defy time and gravity, a phenomenon that should be impossible according to a Christian scientist named Albert Einstein. The man seems to warp space-time around his body, walking far too slowly and tip-toeing like a ballerina in a wormhole. This is not possible on Earth with the relative gravity.
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